Baby talk

These days I like to talk baby like languages. They don't even make sense. The words make it sound like I was speaking the language fluently but in my mind, most of my words are random. The words that aren't random I teach people the meaning. I use expressions and tones to help give further meaning, because normally you don't shout when you're happy. So I made a word called Ha-dachi! Meaning"How dare you!" Even when I don't use any words I know I like using the words as questions  so most people can infer what I said. Well, bye.

The play date

Two days ago I went to a playdate with my class. It was organize by a classmate's mom.  She was very nice and we played capture the flag at a park. It was boys versus girls. We found secret passage ways. Then I finally discovered where it was. I then captured the flag and my team won. We played another round and we chose different teams, which were more random than last time. A few more people joined. This one was more of a stalemate. It took 1 hour for it to finish. We were guarding the jail. In the end a couple of my team mates were with me distracting the other team and the other person got the enemy flag so we won! During that game we had a snack break of oranges and water.  Later, more people were leaving and we were running out of time, because of this we started a new game called wax museum. The game is played by on person being a janitor who looks at all the other people who are "statues." that can move if the janitor isn't looking. When the janitor is looking you can't move or you get out. The last person in is the next janitor. We played 3 rounds before leaving. I enjoyed the event because we got to get together and they were the same age as me.

Alaskadishadado

Once upon a time in Alaska there were lots of dishes in Alaska however one day they were all gone and were last seen by a person named Adado washing the dishes. he loved dishes but no one knew why. Then a person researched dishes and saw that dishes were invented by him. Then he realized that people in the silly names world benefit from their inventions. That person invented a tv show called Alaskadishadado and it checked the progress on the dishes. They soon found that all the dishes were destroyed. Adado was very sad. The person kept recording the videos and soon Adado cheered up and made is own show called, "the aftermath of Alaskadishadado they all became rich and lived happily and in peace. While avoiding alaska for all time.

The advertisment in Abakedifighi

There once was a peaceful world with no advertisements in a world called Abakedifighi.It, had technology unmatched by other worlds, because they didn't advertise. Making people pay attention to other things and avoid important things.  Other worlds however had great military power while Abakedifighi had no military technology and war was unheard of. So, a great military power invaded. Their natural defense was however already powerful. They respected nature and found green ways to do things.  However the enemy's general was clever ( Or he thought he was.) and sent in advertisements.That said, " Kill a person in your army and you may earn 5 tons of gold." The people in Abakedifighi had no Idea what kill meant or why it suddenly popped up on their TV screen. They also knew that gold made people want to fight so they got rid of it long ago and that they no longer had any idea what it was anymore only the part about fighting. So since they were peaceful they stood hold. However the people of Abakedifighi awoke to the sound of bombing and all their beautiful trees were gone. This made them angry and assumed the attackers were enemies. They developed creative ways to win. When they one their once beautiful world was ruined. They found better uses for advertisements and soon developed groups to make the world beautiful again.

Funny books

Some nonfiction books are really funny to me. One of them said that, "history and jokes are practically the same thing." I like reading because it contains so many fun things that are gross, funny, annoying, serious, or tongue twisters.  Sometimes it contains funny things intentionally or always cracks a joke about a fact a bit later. Most of the time it is in the headings like, "Primates, the Original Tree Hangers." After you read the paragraphs after it. The joke is way more understandable. Or something always contains a certain thing that always appears up randomly for a while and is shooed away but comes back in the end. One particularly funny book kept mentioning the cockroach and in the end it said, " and the cockroach was not far away."  

Shouting kids

Lately my siblings and I like to shout. The reason has not yet been confirmed why. Our parents say things like that is not right and be quiet. I normally shout when I am far away from my parents and want to talk but even from far away it is loud! My sister and I shout when we don't get what we want. It seems weird after I think about it but the instant I shout I forget why I shouted and don't care a bit about rudeness, greed, or character. I just shout. However it is hard to believe and I am starting to do it all the time. I hope I can stop soon.

The super penguin

Once upon a time there was a super penguin it could save lives or harm them.  He was the only one in the family that helped. Other hero's can't stand up against the penguin family. They always get hurt. If the good penguin wasn't present everybody would flee to a safer spot to buy time. The other heroes were honored for helping with the escape. One day every single on was gone except the penguin who was however outnumbered with all the bad people. So he searched and prioritized however couldn't do it. Then he asked a computer why there were so many. The CPU tracked and said it came from outer space. The penguin asked for help. It played a video game that featured a penguin sliding down a hill and launching up. The penguin hit the source and rescued they were saved!

Akapoadako

Once upon a time there was a thing called Akapoadako.It consistently changed into different things that it was never even known what it really was also there were two of the type and both of them together caused it to change "quicker" In reality while one was preparing to change the other one caught the tourist's attention. They called for each other's help very loudly they changed into a wolf so no one would guess why. Their howl was as loud as the regular wolves but in their ear amplifier it seems louder than shouting in someone's ear so another real wolf wouldn't be mistaken for another and if someone dared to approach the wolf it would run off and when nothing was looking turn into a piece of litter and go back to the place as a wolf if someone cared about litter and threw it away it would grow into a flying piece of trash. If it was ever seen it would become a monkey and grab the nearest branch if in a forest. In a city a airplane if in a desert a rat. The coast a coconut.Anywhere else  it would try to avoid. Then get to its original help call position to be found. It however stuck to the same plan each time. One day, a person saw the litter he didn't care about it but didn't want other people earning money for picking it up and caring. So he threw it in the ocean. The Akapoadako wasn't prepared for the ocean it looked at the fish and turned into a fish then noticed that fish will like to eat that thing over there. However the trash was dropped from a pier where other people were fishing so the thing over there was bait for a pole helpless it was taken and consistently watched it couldn't call for help so it had to spoil it he turned into a wolf and destroyed everyone watching however some escaped to tell others before death the wolf hunted them down before anyone could inform the government, news reporter, police officer, firefighter, or security person. One person was watching from the crow's nest of a ship since the city was a port city.  The Akapoadako was unaware. That person told a news reporter who told everyone who understood the language. They then got specifified translators to tell the whole world because it seemed so important.  Then everyone was aware of everything even other people. It was found they are noticed ( or suspected to be noticed in the rain forest of South America which was likely where their home was. Each country sent a hunting party to track them down. They got to the heart of the Amazon but didn't notice anything however they were patient. On the other hand the Akapoadako were under siege but tried their best not to admit it. However the foolish Akapoadako planned to ambush as soon as they left. The campers lost patience just when a wolf appeared it turned into the beast that was always feared and they ran but put up a signal knowing where there home was then 1,000,000 armies closed in on the beast and sea bombardments with missiles programmed to hit the largest living thing apparently it was the beast. Bombing wrapped it up. The other Akapoadako knew better and waited for its power to develop. Then as the cleanup with other large seeking missiles tracked more he was the form of an ant so it hit trees. Later he was a beast too. Then a war was about to start between two countries when the missiles seeking large things ( because the enemie's bases were large turned and hit the beast and a signal popped up. The armies recharged. However this one was harder to beat. Then an inventor took out a giant hammer and used a pulley to lull it up near the giant beast the armies started to flee and took cover in helicopters the citizens of All continents were told to prepare for an earthquake, volcano eruption, tsunami, or all three. After a while the giant hammer was pulled up when the giant beast was smacking helicopters. The hammer was realesed and caused a major earthquake. Hitting every country around the world also causing tsunami's to form even creating volcano eruptions. A wide crack opened among the beast's fear and the magma hearted him up while boulders and bombs fell on top of him.  His death was celebrated so the world was safe the war was stopped and it was all because of the enemy being unprepared.

It cluck cluck

The chicken went it cluck cluck all night long. It annoyed many people but was never ever found the closet people to it were the stories people they told stories to survive and it was their way of life. They had many legends and they eventually caught the chicken. They told it stories and the chicken was then released into the wild. It still said it cluck cluck but always in the tune of his own stories the story people would secretly listen and a smile appears on their face.

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Once upon a time there was a person named Binary who loved binary numbers. Even people who understood it still didn't realize what he was doing. They'd walk around him then say that is one hundred billion one hindered and one. Then Binary would shake his head and go. People found it hard to understand him. He had a low pay job but. When he saw a broken computer he'd sneak in and fix it. Soon people realized and gave him some money left by the door. And bundled it in a wrapper with a random binary number. On it. Binary now knew it was his and made a living.

The milk bottle refiller

Once upon a time in a world where everyone loved milk there was a refiller who had control and could strip and reward milk. However it was so rare in their world that it was said to turn you into a cow who was allowed to eat its own milk with healing and magic properties. The refiller wasn't from their world so the milk had no effect on the refiller. Only if the refiller was mean would he ever take the milk for him self unless he loved milk. Many people befriended the refiller but it would never return any favors. One person decided to be nice to everyone since they could be the next refiller. He did it and everyone knew how to get it but then. It wasn't rare anymore so it had no more healing or magic properties but many people enjoy it.

The ashkadadashkadadashkadada

Once upon a time there was a person named hammy. Hammy liked to bash people with his hammer. His victory call is ashkadadashkadadashkadada, because of this he said it often. Some people asked him for his name and he bashed them and said ashkadadashkadadashkadada.  However they always survived so they decided to call hammy ashkadadashkadadashkadada. Then they asked him what species he is and he said ashkadadashkadadashkadada. So they called him ashkadadashkadadashkadada the ashkadadashkadadashkadada. He went on and on bullying people but they  called him that all the time. Then someone figured that they needed to find out ashkadadashkadadashkadada's real name to beat. Him they found out that if he had a hammer his name was hammy and every other ashkadadashkadadashkadada had a name pattern like that too so in the end they were safe from bashiness.

Fly low little bird

Once upon a time there was a world named bird world. In this place birds are everywhere and their population is the only thing that had more than 100 of each species.  They are teased if they don't know how to fly but if an adult bird didn't know how to fly in bird world they are severely punished almost enough to make them feel so bad that they wished they weren't alive.  No bird had ever evaded this punishment. One bird though wanted to try tommorrow she would be a full adult she so far couldn't fly. She ran away from home and springboarded to space holding her breath and landed on a space ship.  She found it was a carrier of a rover to explore Mars she got inside she now lived inside the rover. This bird caused a commotion. Trying to get the attention. She fixed herself a spacesuit and turned the rover into an unflyable ship. This bird got out and purposely danced in front of the cameras. With her spacesuit she looked like a human so they sent a rescue mission. They realized that it was just a bird with the same suit. Now they carried the bird to a safer place where it could live and far away back in bird world they told stories of the better life for not flying birds, and each bird made it.

Ella and Bella

Once upon a time there was a lonely dark mouse named Ella. Dark mice act like mice but are different because they are crueler and hate the things mice like. Ella was nicer then the dark mice a and liked cheese a bit. She was sentenced to exit by the DMLEA ( Dark Mice Law Enforcer Assosiation ). Bella was a mouse who was crueler than most mice and liked to eat unmouselike foods. She was sentenced to exile by the MLEA ( bet you know what that means.) The two of them met and notice that they were a lot like each other including a moderate level of cruelty. They were happier in exile then in their home country and settled news of the settlement reached both Assosiations. The Assosiations  wanted the unfitting mice to suffer so they continuously destroyed their homes again and again so they this time went far far away. They encouraged each other on the long trip and again and again so they made it and founded a new country and some mice were dark others normal but most were hybrids. This country was attacked but the brave nation survived. So some mice were good and some are bad which is true to every other thing.