Jokes Jokes Jokes the more you know the more you laugh

Jokes Jokes the more you know the more you laugh.  Here are some funny jokes.
1. How did the glue cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's feet.
2.11111... .  How do you put a elephant in a refrigerator? You open the door and put it in.
2.99999... . How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door and take the elephant out then put the giraffe in.

big small short tall

Big small
short and tall.
No matter how you look.
As skinny as a wall,
as long as a hall.
You are really have talent.
Even sleeping in the mall.
Do what you want.
GIVE ME A CALL!

Jokes

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chickens day off!
3. Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9,8,7. So 8 sounds like ate. Then nine will eat 8 right after 7. It is like why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7,8,9 again 8 sounds like ate. Then 9 looks like 6 so six will be ate next.

The smallest thing

What is the the smallest thing in the universe? It is usually the smallest thing you can think of then say divided by infinity it will be smaller than a mosqutoe,ant,germ,or atom. It will be small small small small but you might see it with a super super strong microscope. Now what is the biggest thing? The universe.

Sounds

What is your favorite animal sound? My favorite is ( Cok-a-doo-a-doo ).  Is yours ( Ba-ba )  or ( Onik -onik ) My sisters favorite is ( Quack-quack ).  Now what is your favorite Car sound? Mine is honk honk. Whats yours? Now what is your favorite sound it could be soooooooooo rare you will only hear it every century.  Like the sound of the fire works you don't often hear it. Maybe it will be so easy to hear like your voice you hear it every day. Please tell me what it is.

Having fun at school

I love to have fun at school. When  I go to PE or computer lab those are my favorite events at school. My favorites are PE and computer lab like I said.  There is lots of exercises at PE and lots of fun at computer lab. Especially when there is special events at the fun. My favorite part is when we have snack and we have play time each day.  I love school.

RTI

Right now it is almost RTI. We will probably will start on Tuesday because we just practicing on Friday and on Monday we do not go to RTI. We met our RTI teacher already but we have not started. I do not know how we will do it but we had practice so they will not get confused when we really do it but I did not because it was just next door. It is so so so so...... fun!!!!!

TRICK-OR-TREAT

Today is Halloween and we are going TRICK-OR-TREATING! YEAH! Do you want to go TRICK-OR-TREATING?!!?  I haven't ate skitles for a long long time but I will love to eat them. Do you like to eat candy!!?? Lets sing a song. Trick or treat Trick or treat. The answer is treat not trick.  Do you want to eat candy? Good! THANK YOU!

Quietnim

In my closet there is secret things.  My favorite thing inside there is a dragon named Quietnim.  Her best friend is Loudnim. They were very very very................ different. They do not even no how they became friends. If you wan to hear how they became friends.  Look at the part shown in red. If you want to here the rest of the story it will be shown in green.

They became friends when they only new there names were opposites and then they thought hmm she is nice. Then they had a party to celebrate.   

One day they were having so much fun they forgot there manners. They invited some people. But the party was not fun without manners. So they could not have celebration for a whole year. Then they thought we should use manners. Then they asked there mom if they could try celebrate with manners.
Then they had celebration this year after all. Then they lived happily every after.

about PTA

When I heard about the theme of this years PTA reflections.  There were so many definitions of magic I did not know. When my mom actually said it was "The Magic of a Moment" this magic is almost like magic tricks. So when I was with my art teacher I drew a picture of the second poem I wrote for it. Then I thought to copy the picture.  I thought happy feelings might also lead into magic. It is sure fun to know magic and find all these magics. Or even there is magic around you all the time you just might not notice. It could be anywhere.  Even right in your heart. So maybe that is the magic of heart.  All the paints and colors might be the magical colors.  But still in your heart you feel the same.  The magic could be controlled by anything even yourself. Find it where ever it is these magics might look like any thing even you.  Or much weirder things like a nose ear muffs. So look around you, they're even in your house.

When I heard about the theme of this years’ reflections, I thought happy feelings and wishes would lead into magic. There were so many magic I did not know.，It is sure fun to find all these magic. There is magic around you all the time you just did not notice. It could be anywhere, in your house, or even right in your heart. That leads to the title of my poem: magic is what you believe in your heart.  The magic could be controlled by anything even yourself. These magic might look like anything even yourself. 

When I heard about the theme of the PTA reflections, I thought that happy feelings and wishes would lead into magic. There were so many magic I did not know. It is fun to find all these magic. There is magic around you all the time you just did not notice. It could be anywhere, in your house, or even right in your heart. That leads to the title of my poem: magic is what you believe in your heart.  The magic could be controlled by anything even yourself. These magic might look like anything even yourself. 

 

one two three

One two three
 Get ready go.
One two three
bees on trees.
Play on your knees.
with threes.
Your knee
my knee.
Whose knee?
 Mine!
What does mine mean?
 It means me!
NOW SHUT UP AND TALK ABOUT THREES!
 Okay 123.


 

Higging

Once upon a time there was a boy named Higging. He was not like other kids he was raised in the wild and animals and one other boy raised in the wild were his friends. He was not really good at things at school. So they built a school for the wild.

  One day there was a animal hunter it had guns all the animals ran away. Higging and his friend Skidaf ran all around protecting the animals and talked them to like nature. "Then all animals can be safe" said Higging. After that the animals lived happily ever after.

big ham

Once upon a time there was a really big ham. Eat it you get as small as a chess piece. Then you run to the other side as quick as a pawn. then try to not get captured then you will turn back to your normal size. Eat some more try it. if you guess the right code you will not turn small you will be full.

Please say Please and maners

(Story part 2.)    Once upon a time there was a school with manners and one with manners. At the end of the the day it was hard for people went to after school program's because they are different. It is not to bad for people going home but the people without manners  may distract them. Then one person with manners taught them manners.  They first learned please on the first day. Then later every day they learn a new manner. Then they were all mannered people. But after summer vacation they forgot.  Then it was like this again.

Please say Please and maners (PREVEIW)

(Journal part 1.)   Have you ever forgot your manners? Well if you have this story is good for you. It talks about Please first because it is the magic word. If you say it they will do what you want unless they do not want to. Then remember thank you because it is Please's best friend right after they tell you if they want to do that or not you have to say thank you. Finally it talks about all the rest have fun


(Story part 2.)    Once upon a time there was a school with manners and one with manners. At the end of the the day.

A big nose

Once upon a time there was a contest.
The contest is singing a pose.
Last place gets a big nose.
First place can tease the big nose.
Second place can tease the small nose.
If you win third you will get a small nose.
Because fourth is last place.
Don't get a big or small nose.

Fesferfid

Once upon a time there was a boy named Fesferfid. He is a really good student. Even though he doesn't sound like one because of his sloppy name. When he played in the park people teased him about his name. When it was the first day of school she got teased to. One day he went to a race and every one said AAAAHHHH! Fesferfid  will never win the race. But he won. Nobody ever teased him again.

The dangerous cave

Once upon a time there was a dangerous cave inside the cave lived two foxes. They were the nicest foxes on Earth. When a mean fox came to bite a person they bit that fox. One day a strong mean fox was about to eat them they really tried hard but he could swallow both of them in one bite so they thought of getting away from them so it is harder to swallow both of them. So when he was about to swallow one he bit them. Then they lived happily ever after.

The repeating person

Once upon a time there is a person that likes to repeat what he says. So when he talks he says it again and the it starts to get annoying. Then people say stop repeating then he stops it waste's a lot of time. Usually he would spend most of the time repeating because he needs to answer questions. One day he wanted to play a game it was his favorite game and he did not want to waste time so he stopped repeating. Then he did not repeat after that.

Once upon a time

Once upon a time there was a story called"Once Upon A time" Inside the book it says Once upon a time there was a story called"Once Upon A time" inside the book it says Once upon a time there was a story called"Once Upon A time"inside the book it says Once upon a time there was a story called"Once Upon A time".................

Star bright

Star bright
in the night.
through the flashing light.


all you see is twinkling of the stars.
Is smalls lights.
There is the biggest light.
As big as a knight.
And the smallest one as big as a kite.

 
Star bright
in the night.
through the flashing light.

A tiny person

Once upon a time there was a tiny person named Tinylinea. She was tinnier than Thumbelina. Tinylinea was as small as Thumbelina's thumb. You would not see her. One day she moved to a place with lots of people she nearly got stepped on. So she went to the library but it was to quiet. She went to a playground but it was to noisy. So she lived on a flower. One day she met a germ it was so small. But so was she she could see it. It was a friendly one so they played and lived happily ever after.

Linlin and Lily (PREVIEW)

My name is Linlin. In this story there is a boy named Linlin. My sister is Lily. She is also Linlin's sister in the story. The story talks about the life that is happening now. It mainly tells about having fun. But it also talks about the fights. You find out the story from these clues. Get your prediction right or wrong it does not matter. Have fun!

Budgets

Now I keep good budgets because I can not remember how much money I have. The reason of this is because I can earn lots and lots of money. $1.00 per week but if I am lucky I earn $2.00. But I normally earn one dollar but even though there is a lot of way to get money but you only get money in dimes so you still earn a lot less. Earn as much money as you can!

A party

Today I went to a party with my sisters. We had fun playing,eating and doing lots of fun things. We ate lots of foods that most kids like to eat like pizza and cake because children like them so most parties have them. We love the things and decoration. Sing the birthday song:"Happy birthday to you."then you repeat so "Happy birthday to you" again Then "Happy birthday dear__________." __________=the person you are singing into. Then again is "Happy birthday to you." So sing it at a birthday.

Getting tired

Every day when I get up guess what I am. A. tired B. Happy C.sleepy. The answer is A because this always happens to me when I wake up and get ready to sleep. During the day I am fine but I still get tired like today when I wanted to rest after school this usually happens to me because I am tired but normally I try not to sleep. But today I have no a lot of home work so I am fine.

Having fun at after school

Right now I am having fun at after school. When I　go there I always look for my friend Ryan he usually comes there. We have fun playing all sorts of games like Chess Stratego blockus and more games usually board games because those are my favorites. Now we play together well.What are your favorite games.

About today

My mom made fun of us today because she is funny. She sings our favorite song in a silly rhythm. Like Tiger and Pooh in the tone of the abc,s. She also showed us her blog she likes to keep all sorts of memories like when it was when she was born so it was fun. We are going to target today but I am not going but it will be fun.

Getting better

Today my temperature was high in the morning but know matter if I am sick or not I could not go to school because after a fever or flue. Rest 24 hours after when you sleep this day. So I missed the home work and had to do today's homework all tomorrow.That is a lot. But I felt better soon so I could go to school YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Getting sick

Today I got really sick. I first started by having a slight temperature of 99.1 a little above normal. Then at lunch time it was 100.4 higher and now a fever. In the afternoon it rose up again to 102.9 so high. She had to give me medicine. At night it came down to 99.1 again but the next day it was 102.9 again. It went lower but went higher again. That was not better until the next day 98.6 the normal temperature. I felt much better.

Comic books

Today I am going to read a comic book. I am starting to like them now. They are interesting. My favorite books are comic books then chapter books then picture books I do not like DVD's but there fine. When I go to the library I always look for at least one comic book. But they are fun to read. But I still take a lot of picture books. I love books. What is your favorite book.

3 pigs

Once upon a time there was 3 pigs. They each knew a fighting or protecting move. The first pig could kick a heavy thing and it falls. The second pig could go here and come out there and it was quick. The last one did protection that is really strong. They lived in a mouse hole. One day a mouse came to bite. They did not need to try hard to scare it by making it fall. But it was bigger than them so they ran away. They lived some where that no mouse could come in. Then they lived happily ever after.

Going to Souplantation

Today I am going to Souplantation. My whole Kindergarten is going with me. It will be crowed in there it is really small there and my class is really big if they come with their families it will be crowed usually we go  by our self but not today because of the  Kindergarten reunion. I know this will be super fun. Do you know where it is?

After school

Today I went to after school. I like this place at after school I have lots of friends there that I know from school and summer camp. I love the games that I play with my friends and learn lots of new games that is the place where I learn most of the game. I love it because it is fun.Do you go to after school.

the story of roads

You may be wondering how there were roads. I will tell you a story. Each lane in a road was made by snakes. When they cross each other they have to choose to fight or pass but to pass both of them need to agree. Probably big roads like Culver or Jeffery. Would  pass because they would not want to lose lane snakes. But Campus would not pass so he fought Jamboree then Jamboree became four snakes and when he fought Culver he became three snakes. Freeways are bossy and tell roads to go over them if not he goes over them.

The magic of a moment poem 2

A boy is flying in the rain.
the reason why he doesn't get pain
is because of the umbrella.
he could fly to Maine
as long as there is rain.
Without rain
his umbrella does not work so he will get pain.
You can wish to fly in the rain.
So you may fly in the rain.
It is what you believe in your heart. 
To make a dream come true.

Spelling pretest

Today like every Monday we get a spelling pretest. Then we get almost the same homework as the spelling pretest. Instead of the teacher saying the words your parents siblings anyone at your home could say the words. Then like every Friday we get the spelling post test. So that is why we have the studying homework. To get prepared for Friday.

Big Brainz

Today I installed Big Brainz. It was fun I did not get to do a lot because it was sleep time. I saw the video that talks about it. I played before the only difference is that my sister gets it to because this is for elementary and last year she was in preschool. Elementary grades are kindergarten to sixth grade.Maybe it just starts from elementary it could also be middle school but I not sure.

Irvine global village festival

Today is Irvine global village festival. My sister woke me up early today. She said get up today is Irvine global village festival. I was excited too so I got up too. But we can't go there in the morning  because art class. Not at the afternoon from 12:00 pm-3:30 pm because of Chinese school. So we played the rest of the time it was fun here is what we did:

At first our dad dropped us up at the park. I do not know why but my sister did not want to be by her self. So she called her mom the rest of the day but it was fun.

The three little bears and the big bad pig

Once upon a time there were three bears. That wanted to move away from their mom. Their mom said "Make sure the big bad pig doesn't catch you if he does. He will smash you." So the three little bears travled and built houses. The first bear made a candy house. The second little bear made a ginger bread house.The third little bear made a log house.

The very next day the big bad pig came and ate the first little bear‘s candy house and then he the first little bear ran away to the gingerbread house. Then he ate the second bear‘s gingerbread house. Then the second little bear and the first ran away .Next the big bad pig tried to eat the log house but he couldn't then he he ran away.

Our library

Our library is a book about books. When they had a problem they read the books to find out. Not story books but learning books. But it took them long to read so it lasted them nights and nights until they were done and there were a lot of problems. Even though it talks about things happens across a long time. The story itself was short.

earning money

Right now we can earn so much money my mom can't give us enough. So we keep a tally chart to remember how much money we get every week. Now we are getting more ways to lose money but we still earn more money. Mom says she is happy that we could earn money at this age. Look at my description about my blog that says: I am a six-year-old boy. My mom created this blog for me to record stories I write and my journal. My sister is also a team member of this blog. She can not write, but she can say it. Now I am seven years old. My sister has been writing her own blog so soon all her posts will go there.

Pizza day

Tomorrow is pizza day. Pizza day is a day when your school cafeteria lets you buy pizza at the school cafeteria. Schools only have pizza days like once a month. There is usually only two schools in a district that have the same pizza day. But last year every Tuesday and Wednesday plus a few other pizza days was pizza day. But it was another school.

Bigger number wins

This is a card game I made up I do not know if joker was bigger or smaller. You could tell me how. Okay here is what you need a card set not those kid cards like old maid Uno. Cards like in a regular set. With kings,queens,jacks,aces, and numbers 2-10.I this game kings are 13 queens are 12,and jacks are 11,and aces can be 1 or 11 and 2 players. You each get 27 random cards in your deck. You randomly take a card out of your deck then he/she will also who ever has the bigger number you get a point and you but both numbers in your waste pile. If it is the same both of you get 1 half a point and you both put it in your own waste pile. The person who gets the points wins.

Dragon moon

Today I read dragon moon. It is a really long book. I read that book in three hours. The main characters are Ping and Kai. The setting is Northern
China. Most of the story was traveling. Part of the story was about beginning the travel and part of the story was ending the travel. Then the story ends with Ping outside taking a walk.

chess

Now I play chess against the computer. I like to do the beginner level.  If you are a beginner you might not see there blender. But if you are intermediate and you play the beginner level you will win because there blenders are easy to spot and they usually always give me their queen and other pieces especially when I try to get other pieces so he stops me a bit.

Magic moments song version

Through the sky up high. Is were you see this world. Are you looking for a magic. That magic is under. If you look next to it there is more and more magic. Down bellow is another magic with a lot of power. There is one that keeps the world safe. If you think there is lots of fun.

These magics can also make your feelings. But could you imagine this in your heart.

Magic moments poem version

Through the sky
up high.
Is where the magic comes true.

Down bellow is the magic of blue.
the magic of blue makes skies blue.
next to blue are other magic of colors.

There is some heavy magic that need a million pullers.
The magic of stone is the heaviest magic.
The diamond magic is the best magic.
next to it is the magic of light
 which makes the world really bright.

the last magic is the magic of heart.
The secret heart,
of the world.
In this world
it is what you believe in your heart. 

Family Day For University Montessori

Today we had a family day at University Montessori. First We ate food. I ate spaghetti without meatballs if you were thinking there were meatballs. Some salad with ranch and fruits with deserts. I played after eating. First I played a ninja game. My friend was the leader. We trained at the end when they were leaving. Then they left but not me. So I played with other girls then we played tag. Then I left.

Pokemon

Last Thursday I got interested in Pokemon because it is fighting. My friend taught me some Pokemon names. He taught me the three ways to get them and all the rules of the game. I told another of my friends about it but this time it was more about how to pronounce the names. Then we started playing games with it and we had lots of fun playing.

riddles and jokes

What is one line and two eyes? The eyes are zeros and the line is a one. so 100 or 010 witch is ten or 001 witch is one. Do you have a one car or two car gurde? Silly a gurdge is not a garage. If you thought it was look at the book the cats quizzer it said if you thought a gurdge was a garage you  need to learn spelling. What do you do if you  were stuck in a house and there was no doors or windows and all you have is two friends stuck with you how do you get out? You race with them win third place three times. And three thirds equal one whole. Now how do you get out look at my other posts to find out.

Life cycle of a butterfly

Some animals can change shape and color when it grows like a caterpillar  turns into a butterfly. A butterfly starts from a egg ten soon a caterpillar comes out then the caterpillar eats and eats and will shed off his skin. Then the caterpillar will sleep in a cocoon ( chrysalis ). Then it will sleep for about two weeks and a butterfly comes out. And more eggs come out of the butterfly.

My plate and you

My plate and you is just like using my plate but it is a different book it has more information it tells you what food group has what good part like vegetables have vitamins. Fruit has vitamins like vegetables. Grains have carbohydrates and it probably tells you to eat whole grains. Protein has protein like it's name and dairy has calcium. It also tells you about exercise and other ways to stay healthy and you remember how my plate looks but it is like this:
 

Percents and ratios

A few weeks ago I read a book called Percents and ratios. It teaches you about percents proportion and ratios. It is part of a series called ace your math test. If you read this book you also will see test taking tips to help you like eat a healthy breakfast get a good sleep practice. All those things  you will find on the book the it helps you with your math.

Mama's new job

Today I read a story called the Berenstain Bears and Mama's new job. It is when mama bear gets a job her job came from her hobby(talent).  So when everyone saw that she was the only one that has that hobby. Every one went her shop after.  But many things she did before she had the job she helped them on there hobbies  to be good at them. After she had her job she did not eat dinner on time but she earned a lot of money a lot. Then they went to a restaurant to celebrate her new job!

Using my plate

Using my plate is about my plate. My plate is like the food pyramid it reminds you to eat a little from every food group. Each color represents a food group. Orange represents the grains group. Green represents the vegetable group. Red represents the fruit group. Purple represents the protein group. And blue represents the dairy group.

My plate looks like a dinner plate with a glass of milk. So the grains group takes a quarter of the plate and so does vegetable,fruit, and protein. The dairy group is in the glass of milk. The wider the color is the more of the group you need to eat.  My plate looks just like this:
 

about yesterday

Yesterday was my first day of after school I learned a new game and made a new friend at free play time then was homework that my teacher gave me. It was really easy but I was lucky they had crayons I do not have any at home and only Tuesday and Thursday I go there. I also bought lunch and made a mistake when I thought something $3.00 was $13.00. maybe because I thought part of the dollar sign was a 1 but I like yesterday a lot.

How to prove whether Santa is real or not

One way to prove Santa is real is to wait until you are a grown up and do not give any presents to your child. If there are presents that means Santa is real because Santa gave the presents and you did not give any. If there are no presents that means Santa is not real  because he did not give you any presents and you did not. See if it works but it most likely works because usually children would be good. If they are not Santa will not give them presents and remind them to write a list about the presents you want or else Santa will not give you presents if he does not know what you want.

Por is ta be

My sister likes to say Por is ta be. I do not know why but I wrote this because she said Por is ta be. I can make up a song called por is ta be. Here it is: Por is ta be. Oh why does she say Por is ta be? Why did she say that just now? Is she still saying Por is ta be? Por is ta be Por is ta be. This is called Por is ta be. Make your own song that has Por is ta be if you want to it will be really fun.

gold fish

Today my sister bought rainbow gold fish using her own money. she shared with me and my little sister. I just ate one right now. Gold fish tastes like cheddar cheese. Even the bag of gold fish says"cheddar taste" but it just tastes like cheese so I called it is called cheddar cheese. So I wrote cheddar cheese a few sentences ago but this gold fish sure tastes good.

portal chess

Today I learned how to play portal chess. It was really like chess with portals. If you do not know what portals are it is just something that takes you to the other portal and it is quick transportation. So it is like have a chess piece and it is possible to go in the portal square it comes out the other portal. If it attacks a portal then same way it attacked one portal it goes in the other one.

Buying lunch at school

Today it was my first day at school buying lunch. I usually bring food to  school but when my mom can not pack my lunch quick enough. I buy lunch but today I could pack lunch quick enough but I just wanted to try buying lunch. I always sit next to my friend when we eat at lunch time and snack time. I like buying lunch. It is really fun to buy lunch at school.

My aunt

My aunt left our house then we all stared school after the weekend. But we ate a cake the day she left and she loved it and took her presents. We missed her but we had  fun on the weekends. On Saturday we went to South Coast Plaza. But it is North from our home. On Sunday we went to the pool. An it was are last day at the pool this year. On Monday ( Labor Day ) we went to the beach and we had fun. that day I wrote an email to her. She wrote back today. But we have not talked on the phone before.

Sequel to three little pigs(part3)

After the wolf died the pigs ate it all and were happy on there city but they kept the things they made in case animals in the wolfs team would fight. So they started a war and the pigs just won right after the war started because they just kept dropping bombs in there neighborhood. After that the pigs rule the world and flipped over the zodiac to make pigs first because now only pigs are alive.

Sequel to three little pigs(part2)

After the next day there was new neighbors and they all created a pig city they called it city where the bad wolf died. So they all made fences in the houses and they made the leaders of the city. There will be a election for three leader pigs of course it was the three little pigs because they made the valley a city and killed the wolf in the city. So they were the first three. two years later the bad wolfs fought a war so the pigs went to there homes and they all made some canons to battle. But half a year later they came with armor and tanks. So they had one choice build an air plane. so three quarters of a year the pigs were dropping bombs on the coming wolfs and one hour later a pig flew to the city and dropped a bomb that killed the wolfs community called the end of pigs.

Sequel to three little pigs

This three little pig story came after the story when only the third little pig was left in his safe brick house.  After two centuries two decades and two years. The wolf came back.  He knocked on the door but there was no answer so he knocked as loud as he can but the third little big had made a hole in the ground. he heard anyway and he shouted back up so the wolf backed up then the pig made a fence going all the way around his house you have to say a password to get through the gate.  And then he made a knife. And he split the wolfs stomach in half and saved his two brothers and he told them the password and they lived happily ever after.

Beach day

Today we are going to the beach again. I think I have another title that says beach day.  This time I will be staying near with my mo reading books.  I will eat snacks there two because I do not want to go down to the water. I think I might go but I really do not want to because I a not bringing my swim suit.  But I still have to wear the sunscreen. I will not have as much fun as my sister but I to go to the beach to.

chess

I played chess with my mom today. I was doing a four move checkmate she did not know but she found the right move with out me undoing the I pod touch once. So she found the right move to stop it but I find more and more ways to stop it one way is to do p-e6 instead of p-e5. So it blocks the protection of the bishop to the queen so the king can take the queen. another was is to move N-f6. So it protects the queen to go to h5. There is more ways like Q-e7. So it protects the f pawn or Freddy. But after she found one of these moves I kept making bad moves so she won.

Typing quick

My sister is still training how to type fast.  So I used a game I really like that teaches you how to type quick.  But she is not using what she already learned on the next level so she does not learn.  I think that is because I started type quick when I was seven and she is only five.  But I did not learn it on TTL4 it was dance mat typing. I can not do TTL4 because I do not know the account code. I do not even know the password or username

Open house

I went to a open house today. It was a three story house but the first level did not have any living areas. The second story had the most living area the living room family room and kitchen were all in the second level. The third story had all the bedrooms and beside it was the backyard and we saw a trail. There was also a gate way we saw it was fun.  The only part my mom did not like was the restrooms but I do not know why.

More jokes

How do you put a elephant in the refrigerator?  You open the door and put it in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? You open the door and take the elephant out and put the giraffe in. How do you fall in a hole without moving and there is no earthquake? You look for two halves two halves = 1 whole. How do you escape a metal box and all you have is five balls? You are already out five balls equal one out in baseball. Another way to answer the joke. How do you get out of a iron box with no openings. All you have is a baseball and a bat? the one I wrote in that one was five balls you are out. The other answer is make a home run.

Go to the park

Every day when I go to the park I find my friends of course. Usually it is about my age but usually they are not here so I play with small friends. Jialian is one of them. Another one has a really kind mother. She lets us sing and play games. And helps us a lot. Today when I was tying my shoes since the shoelaces got untied she helped me untie a knot. I had so much fun.

中文学校又开了

我喜欢去中文学校。中文学校会开。我们的中文学校夏天不开门。我的中文学校开学。 我觉得我下一个星期六开学。我爱去中文学校。有好多的朋友。我要去中文学校了！

Puzzles

My friend told me some mysteries to figure out he told me how to do it but I found out one answer. It was how do you get out of a iron box with no openings. All you have is a baseball and a bat. Answer play base ball three strikes your out.another one is home run your at your home. How do you get out of a iron box with no openings all you have is a table. Look somewhere take the saw and saw the table into two halves. two halves equal one whole. take the whole and put it in the box and escape through the whole.

Starting school

Next Wendsday we are starting school again.  I do not like the playground because it has no slides and it is to far.  But I have a friend that is going there to Ryan, Megan ,and Alex are all going to our school I know Ryan and Alex are second graders like me. Megan is third grade. I know I will not see Lily. But I will see Megan at snack but not lunch.  Ryan and Alex might be in my class. I will see Lily in the afternoon.

Cat with rat

Once upon a time there was a cat and a rat. They were good friends.  The cat protected the rat from the other cat.  The other cat protected his mouse friend from that cat. Both cats had know luck.  They made canons. The cats shoot the canons the ice sneak up under ground to shoot the other cat. Usually they got with a fight into each other.

One  day there was biggest war ever.  There team was losing because they had the snowy area and they had the sunny area. So the mouse made a snow bank to protect them. Then they put a snow wall layer then both sides had more mice then cats.  they tried to find fighting stuff but they could not.  Soon the cat found a trash can lid and a knife. Then the mouse went under ground and popped out at the of the side of the wall. He used the trash can lid as a shield and the knife as a sword.  BAM! all of there mice died. The mice came  but since of the wall neither cat can shoot. So the cat made an air plane.  He tried to drop the bomb but the mouse shot it. So they took the plane dropped a bomb on the cat and won.  And they ate all the meat

talk about four number game

every day I plan to make four number game longer by adding paragraphs. Today I added points to my game. Read it!I think points will make more people play it. I think I will add another paragraph today. It will talk about you can play with more than two players. You do not have to play with points. But try to play with points. I do not play with points still. But  I play this with my mom.Here are four random numbers. They are really hard to figure out.5,6,7,12.My mom got so stumped on it.

four number game

We made up a game called four number game. There are two ways to play. All you need is two players. Game version 1: Choose who is going to be who can make it. To make it you need to think of four numbers that is possible to get 24 using plus minus multiply or divide. See how long it takes for him/her to figure out then let him see how long you will take. I will give you one that my mom could not think of 4,4,10,10. The answer is 10x10-4 divided by four. So 10x10=100-4=96 divided by 4=24.



game version 2: The other way to play is say random numbers. Try to find out if it is possible. If not just pick another four numbers. If possible say I found out then try to find out how long him/her will take. 7,8,9,10. Try to find the answer and it is possible to get 24.



hints: to make a hard one use any of these equations  72 divided by 3. 96 divided by 4.120 divided by 5. And 144 divided by 6. all of these are really rare. tricks that made me better at it. Try to get 3 and 8. Or four and six.5,6,and 6. Or eight nine and three. Try to get 3 and 8 for the 7,8,9,10. It might help you on it. Have fun!


points:you can add points if you want. In game version one.  Each minute that he takes to figure it out you earn a point and he loses one but watch out if  you take a long tie to figure out his you lose points and he gets points.In game version 2 each second it takes you to figure out you loose once you figure it out and he has not the longer it took you the less points you get every second.


two or more players:there can be more than two players.If you play with the points on game version 1 probably the other player does not loose points only you get points. On game version two maybe it depends on how many players.first one to think of it gets 100 points second gets 50. And third gets 25. Don't take long and think of it first before you say it.  This is cheating the first time you cheat you can no earn points only lose.but if you do it again you are going to have no points. And can not  earn points.

starting chinese school again

Now I will be starting Chinese school again. Well not this Saturday I think about September I will start again. I just finished practicing Chinese. I had to deal with hard words that I have not practiced yet. So I had to do them today. I think it was hard. I had to grip on tight.  When I press space it does not make a space so I think I taking to long. Well I will try and remember as much Chinese characters as I can.

learning how to type fast

These days my sister is learning how to type quickly. I used the game that I played to teach me how to type fast to her. I first showed her on micro word. But she did not like it. So I used the game I think she did well on them. But every time she passed a level she did not use what she learned on her last levels she only uses what she is learning on the level she is on. But she does well.

This week at home

Today I was at home. I read my favorite books. They were awesome books my favorite picture book series is Berenstain Bears. My favorite chapter book series is magic tree house. I read about those every day. I also like history books once I read my first history book World War II. I want to read more of these kind of books from the library.

I forgot

Today I used Firefox again I forgot that Firefox automatically turns the post line big. I used Internet Explorer but Internet Explorer is so slow. I had no way to wait for this long to wait. I still want to actually use Firefox. But I think that the long write space does not look so good. But my aunt is telling me hurry up so I am trying to do that. But right now I am almost done. I think Internet Explorer or Firefox. It does not mater if I choose Internet Explorer or Firefox.

The cat

the was eating for mice to eat it.But every day there was no mice in that cheese trap. When a mouse saw it they came but ran away when they saw a cat. The cat decided to put a trap. The mouse had to run through a button that burns the mouse. Finally the cat ate all the mice but more mice came with knives.The cat ran away.He found a way to break the knives.he used a trash can top for a shield and fired his yards.He made some spikes on the mice and ate them.Mice could now could not escape.And the cat ate them.

Boring

These days it is boring because in the after noon at 3:00 my nanny or my sister is not up yet so I am only up.well not only me my mom works at home Wednesday and Friday.So my mom lets me write my blog at 2:45.I can not do anything until I do my blog at her computer. She also tells me if someone wants to text with her then she has to have it until they are finished.I still think sometimes she watches me type.

My new backround

Today I made a background.I liked it it was the background I have been a year ago when I wanted to have this one.It was just a tiny flower blowing in the wind and peaceful grass. I really love it my sister had that background but she kept changing I think I will change hers again.If she wants that background that is.But I still kind of like hers.we did the switch around.she switched to mine and I switched to hers.

internet explorer

I am starting to like internet explore.I feel like firefox every time I did not make it big it just automatically changes big.I am not so sure how to  search something with internet explore so I minimize it and go to firefox and search.If you know how could you tell me on the comment box. I am not so sure how.If I did this on firefox. Well sorry I found out click on the box it creates a new tab I search it tells me how to spell it.Then I look at the images in case it was something else.

My game

A few days ago I went camping with my friends.We made a game.I first started with just my self it was one of my friend s toys that we wanted to play fight.Then we kept adding more ideas.Our next idea was special attacks.we also then made teams.so four six eight and any thing that is possible to divide by two with out remainders.Next we put level ups.We created a lot of way to level up kill bosses don't get damage or win the vs mode.Then we created parts.like soldier level 1-100. Then knight level 100-5000.Then we had something I did not know what to call but it was level 5000-6000.Next was earth level.6000-8000.The next one was animal level.8000-10000.Finally is boss level 10000-100000 or grand level.Then we also added practice mode and finally we thought the game was good now.

Super duck

Super duck is my favorite book.I love all the details this author wrote. His name is Jez Alborough.The story starts when sheep and frog are looking for goat.they looked all around his stuff but one spot and that one spot was where he was.they flew the kite that goat made.super duck tried to fly it until the wind comes.Then frog takes off with the kite and super duck leaped to the kite and when they were crashing into a tree super duck flew and frog jumped on him and duck fell in the water safely and frog use his cape as a parachute.

book with a hook

Once upon a time there was a book.
There was a good cook.
Looking at the book.
There was a fisher picking up the fish with a hook.
they played chess with a missing rook.
They did not look
that there was a missing rook.
Because last time they lost it at a brook.
so they both had to look at a book
then play with the hook.

Playing at the pool

I can now use a swimming board and swim across the whole neighborhood pool.I　thought I could not make it because I think it is to long and I will get tired but I　kept going.Finally I made it across the pool then I　played splash wars with Lily and my friends.I love to go to the pool.

addition to chess prediction of winning

Last time I did not predict right because I played with another whole different person. He was really good at it and he got me into checkmate but it still was not time yet so I thought maybe this time.But I had bad luck again.He won once again then we did end games. We still had fun at least.I thought he was really good. It was really really good.It was kind of nice to  see how he did it but I believe I would not be able to do it.

The bravest ever bear

the bravest ever bear is my favorite book.It has lots of funny stories because they tell us some one with out telling there name and what they did and some were just once upon a time there was a ...the end. The story that makes the most sense was The bravest ever bear.It tells you they were and what they did but still it did not tell there name.

mice with ice

Two mice
looking for ice.
There is no price
if they look in the freezer.
But all they found was other frozen mice.
So they break the the mice
into ice.
they made the ice
have a price.
so they had more mice
to buy the ice.
for the price.

Another chess camp

I can not wait till the next chess camp today! But I still think there will only be three people.I think it is pretty fun though because it is not that crowed.Before I went to this camp when I wrote chess prediction of winning. I was in a class I did not like so I wanted to leave.But now that I have another chess class.I like this one better.

Chess camp

Today I went to a chess camp. It was kind of fun but there was only two other kids.We also played lots of end games.We also learned how to make them loose a piece no matter what.I also was the youngest in the class.I only played one game with the oldest 13 years old.All three of us played against the teacher we all lost but I had castled but the could not because the only way was if the king had not moved. He forced them to do that because there was no other way on their position to block the check.

Today a we are back at home,

Today we just got home from campping and finished a long campping game. we loved it. I was the creater but they were like making new rules I did not even want. But I did not care.Even they were the teachers of every level in the game. I did not want teachers in the game any way. I still think that was still a good rule. So I had to acept that.When I got home I was really tired because one night is slept at 12:00 mid night. The other 11:00.

race

A duck
in a truck.
a sheep
in a jeep.
a goat
on a boat.
a frog
on a log.
so did little Got.
Start the race
through the forest
down the hill.
through the mist.
the duck is going
through the muck.
Now he is stuck.
sheep who was behind
passed duck inside his truck.
stuck in the muck.
sheep
who was in the jeep.
Did not see a hole.
A mole.
got to put sheep in the muck
with duck.
goat sped in front.
down past the muck.
with a speed turn where a water fall turned it out of direction.
frog turned to the wrong finish and got caught.
no won but tiny Got.

ay family

Once upon a time in May.
One boy wanted clay.
He did not have money to pay.
He borrowed money but he said he could not give it back.
So they said if you win the swimming contest we will pay.
So practice do not play.
O.K.
So he practice but did not play.
The day at the contest was still in may.
He just kept swimming and he won.
the prize was let your parents pay,
what you want.

A letter to my teacher

                                                     August 2,2012
Dear Mrs Munoz and Mrs Hanhe,
  Thank you for teaching me a lot these three weeks. I love how we made all these projects and teaching us how to write everything and teaching us at the summer time.I also like all the projects we made. I also love all the friends we made. Play time and playing all sorts of things. Having fun with all the time and learning.Thank you!


                                                          Love,
                                                          Benlin 

Doctor ted and artrist ted.

Doctor ted is like firefighter ted. Just instead he thinks things related to sickness. Again he called the wrong ones but Doctor ted is the right one to call but already there. Artist ted was about painting he painted everywhere because he want's to be a artist. But once again there was trouble he called the wrong one s again but artist ted was the right one.