The cats

 Once upon a time there were two cats. One was kind and and very poor, a slave to a dog. The other cat had purr-fect behavior and looks. One day they met each other. "Why are you wearing... nothing?" asked the rich cat. "I'm can't afford anything!" replied the poor cat. The next day, the rich cat gave the poor cat a nice looking robe. The poor cat's master took it away from his slave. The poor cat with her kind-nature let him take it. The poor cat received robe after robe and the master sold each. They thought up of a plan. The rich cat almost sacrificed all his riches and the slave owner became so rich, but then citizens started crowding in the store to buy all the robes and other stuff he collected from the poor cat. Due to the many customers,  he ran out of stock. No one went to his store because they never had what they needed. He owed money to the landlord and advertisers. He sold away his slave to the rich cat and the rich cat set the poor cat free. The two pets lived happily ever after.

Jokey Donkey

Essay Joke: Two people were about to hike up a mountain. One said to the other, "Make sure you fill up your backpack with water... lots of it." Halfway up the mountain the mountain the first guy said, "Dude I'm thirsty can you get me some water?" The second person said,"I brought water but I didn't have enough room to fit lots of it!" The first person said,"Then give me some." The second guy said,"Sorry, I drunk it all."

Book- Author pronunciation joke: Chess championships by Grandma Ster
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
My name is
My name is who?
Can I come in already, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The five main starters of questions are "how, why, when, which, and um..."
The five main starters of questions are how, why when which, and um... who?
There you completed my sentence!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get back to his own side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he didn't want to be called a chicken anymore.
How do you cross a road without ever not being on a road?
Drive across an intersection!

Why didn't the book have a sequel?
The sequel wasn't published yet!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
It was the last book!

Funny Conversations

Person 1:You're so Gullible
Person 2: I am!?
Person 1: Yep you totally are.
Person 2: How, I don't get it.
Person 1: You are gullible to believe that you are gullible
Person 2: I don't get... Ohhhhh!

Jeff: My name is Jeff
Jack: Hi Jiff.
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not Jiff
Jack(thoughts): Oh you said "Jeff not Jiff"
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: MY NAME IS Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: Oh never mind you're impossible.

Jill: I'm hungry
Sophia: Hi hungry.
Jill: No! I mean that I'm hungry, feed me
Sophia: Hi hungry feed me.
Jill: Hungry is not my name
Sophia: Then what is?
Jill: My name is...
Sophia gets up and slaps Jill's face
Jill: OW!
Sophia: Hi OW!
Jill: From now on and for the rest of eternity my name is ...
Sophia jumps up and kicks Jill.
Jill: You're so mean
Sophia: Hi You're so mean.
Jill: Grr

Mark: Mom, how old are you?
Mom: Exactally...
Meanwhile, 5 minutes earlier
Student: What is Pi?
Teacher:...(teacher goes on and on for 4 minutes 55 sec.) It is exactally...
Mom hears it and loves math so she says pi to 50 digits Mark didn't hear the "point" and told his classmates about how old his mother is.

Principal: Student, you have missed yesterday, a school day.
Student: Yesterday was a school day?
Principal: Of course it is
Student: Well if you look at this calendar
Principal: It says today isn't a school day!?
Principal ponders that thought while student runs off
Principal: wait a second this is 2014 not 2015. STUDENT!!!
The next day... Student's Name   please report to the office
Principal: You tricked me!
Student: No if you look very closely...
The student runs off.
Then next day ... Student's name  Report to the office IMMEDIATELY!
Principal: Explain why you ran off!
The student shrugged
Principal: This behavior is unacceptable do you know who would have been worried: Your mom, dad, teacher...(the principal keeps talking while the student runs away.)
The very next day ... STUDENT'S NAME  DASH TO THE OFFICE ITS NOW OR NEVER!
Principal: Promise to me you will never do this again
Student: OK
The next two days the student stays home two days in a row
Principal: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Student: What did I do?
Principal: You promised not to do it and you did it
Student(laughing): Yesterday was Sunday!!!*
Principal: You planned this?

*He skipped school Monday talked the first time Tuesday; he talked again Wednsday, Thursday, and Friday.

Base Builders (part 1)

Once upon a time in a world far away,  there was a place filled with wildlife it was far from civilization. Then people started building bases and attacked each other. They had afraid refugees seek shelter in the bases. One base was so poorly defended not a single person attacked it. It was owned by the Forest Tribe and inherited to the person in the main family of the clan. They actually owned little of the Forest which was owned by the Jungle Tribe. Then it was inherited by Simon Forest. He recognized how to make it better and stuffed holes with cheap materials so the base was actually safe from arrows despite taking 35 hits in total. 20 if used by a sword 5 if an axe. It had 6 inhabitants. He tempted a nearby village with 20 villagers to attack. They had arrows and needed 35 hits to break a hole and actually come in. The six tribe members used the situation to their advantage and killed 15 villagers and the other surrendered and became members of the tribe. Simon added a side to the left to make more space he then added a farm surrounded with a fence so 3 people could farm and supply food. They had leftovers and now had enough money to replace the materials with better ones which could take 70 arrow hits 40 sword hits and 10 axe hits. They also bought more land to increase the general size and make a wall with four towers where people can sleep inside the walls. In the courtyard of the walls was the farm which could fit 5 people. More refugees came and it gained popularity. It improved faster than other villages and quickly became a city. Rival powerful villages were ignorant to that fact and kept fighting each other. Soon the city conquered the entire forest and became groups of cities. Other cities also conquered small villages and took over their entire terrain. They still fought each other as the forest tribe took over their small cities. Even when they learned about it they neglected it because they all feared if they focused on the small villages they would lose the fight. So small cities rebelled and created a group that focused on destroying bigger cities. It had pact with the forest tribe. By the time the war was won and all the terrain was for the desert tribe it was small as the small cities eventually ate it up and changed its name to the axes tribe and started fighting the forest and lost. The forest tribe ruled that world... until it was attacked by other worlds. 

A night with my sister

Slowly, in the silent night.
The room is frozen in silence.
Up til 12, a single light.
From a sleeping girl and a boy.
Counting coins all night long.
A single song,
makes the whole thing start again.
Which night is this?
The night I write a poem.
Which Poem?
This.

game theory

For many reasons, I think that most games are a "the more you play the better you get" style. However, it makes the game seem fun at first but boring when you think about it. In multi-player games there is more competition. Even in some math games it is also this style. The only other style is a repetition type which is normally waiting and goes on and on usually getting harder and having high scores. You can get better advantages but in general you need skill.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Uprgaded

New items:

Fire: Fire beats paper and grass but loses to water. Hand signal: make a diamond with hands.

Water: Water beats rock and Fire but loses to grass. Hand signal: curve hand upward to represent waves.

Grass: Grass beats scissors and water but loses to fire. Hand signal:  put up three fingers.

Basic Elemental Destroyer: beats all basic elements (fire, water, grass) loses to rock, paper, scissors, wind,lightning or iron. Hand signal put hands together as if about to clap.

Normality: beats rock paper or scissors. Loses to any element( basic or advanced). hand signal: with one hand show scissors the other paper and the scissor cutting the paper.

Wind (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form( meaning the first time it does nothing but second time shows its effects beats everything except grass and rock. Note: if someone does grass or rock when you do wind on your first reload you lose. If they do grass or rock when you do wind on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: make wind with your hands.
Lightning (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form, beats everything except fire and paper. Note: if someone does fire or paper when you do lightning on your first reload you lose. If they do fire or paper when you do lightning on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: form claws with your hands.
Iron (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form, beats everything except water and scissors. Note: if someone does water or scissors when you do iron on your first reload you lose. If they do water or scissors on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: grab both hands together so it looks like a giant rock.
Advance bug: Beats all advanced elements loses to anything else except for Basic Elemental destroyer and Normality. Hand signal; hold up two fingers and do bunny ears.
Please add any new ones you would like to add in the comments.

Overlook

Once upon a time there were two girls. One was named Inferred the other was named Ultraviolet. They both were funny. To most people they looked strange. However they had a strange way of solving problems. One day, a crazy person attacked a building. They found out and did the most crazy thing that most people would have overlooked: Make a joke. They saved the building. They had lots of cool ways to solve problems. Over time, they were respected as great solvers and new to always try something simple before other things.

The notebook conquest

Once upon a time there was a notebook. It saw everything and everything on it was a picture of the world. It was useful for commanders because they could see if the enemy was hiding something. It was also good for firefighters and police so they can find hidden items or people. So it was prized to everyone.  However, the notebook cannot be edited. If a page was even touched the person who touched it would have bad luck until they are unable to touch it again. Later by studying the notebook one person realized that it told what would happen one second before it did. When someone studied it 5 years later they realized the stuff in the book happened 1 minute before it did. 5 years later an hour, then 60 hours, then 3,600 hours, each time it increased by 60. Later, people did not like how it was 100% unchangeabley correct of what will happen years later. They burned it and hoped it would be gone however one person got a glance that a person would use it 5,000,000 years in the future and passed it down. Over time the secret was passed down. It was later revealed someone accidentally created one 5,000,000 years in the future with a one second interval. It became a cycle of new notebooks and burnings. One, day people were fed up and abandoned the area. This happened as a slow process new areas being deserted and then people lived on a small island many people died off and the entire human population became 500. The notebook started to take over when suddenly a person went to protect his friends from the menace of thought and was hit in the head in the process. He woke up and realized it was just a dream.

The Backpack Pownables

Once upon a time, there was a school. In the school were 4 best friends: Abcde, Fghij, Klmnop, and Qrstuvwxyz. One day, they were being bullied. Suddenly all four backpacks shrank to the size of an ant then when the bullies were about to pummel them the backpacks turned into a normal size and went crazy saving the four friends. While the friends were still wondering what had happened the backpacks started moving on their own and at certain moments almost crashed but miraculously dodged it. They eventually headed toward the outskirts of town and saw a building a sign read, "Backpack Pownables Training Area" They met a person who called himself "Mister Backpacker" He told them about Backpack Bully prevention which was the use of backpacks for protection. He told them that people may pay them for saving them and gave them all roller backpacks he told them that they would eventually get better at it and taught them a few moves. The next day they used skills and earned money. They learned about strategies like strapping on rockets or putting in weight. Soon they had good super backpacks they were heroes and loved backpacks ever since.

The coded world

Once upon a time there was a world where everything of high level intelligence was spoken in code. Beyond 8th grade academics was spoken in code. If someone tried to pass along any supposed to be communicated code info they, for unknown reasons would get sick and the words would sound like they were in a code. The more times done the more severe the illness was. Over time, people learned to live by it and people were often prized for ability to encipher and decipher codes. Most of these people were peaceful, but some took advantage of their ability to win wars and make things go their way. They often tried to destroy other people good at codes to rule. They often failed and were punished severely. One time, however one managed to become the only one and easily conquered the world. He established a system that whenever one baby with code talent was born he took custody of him/her he tried to either turn them or if not loyal to him by age 12 would be executed. He forced a couple of scientists to make all his children have the same abilities. This repeated and before their first child was born the current ruler of the world would have children with the same ability. The family reign lasted for 1299 years before the downfall. It started with a child named ice cream. At age he was sent to the palace for the code process. He refused to go with it and resisted until he was 11 years and 363 days old.  Then he decided to escape. One day he saw his chance during lunch he noticed the window was open. He ran out of the lunch room... and was chased by a legion of guards. When he peered down he saw it was at least 2,000 feet down but the vigorous guards kept chasing with swords, spears, and clubs. The seconds ticked by second after second was wasted when the guards were so close that a sword could've impaled him he jumped right down... into the moat. The guards looked out the window and laughed jeering about how stupid Ice Cream was. Despite the fact that they were very interested, right after the guards stopped looking a downright dumb guard threw a rope to try to whip Ice Cream. At that moment Ice Cream caught the rope and started spinning in circles knowing if he let go at the wrong time he would go flying when the guard was tired and let go Ice Cream threw the rope around his waist and for some reason got tied there he knew now he would fall and break a couple of bones but then he threw the guard up into the air and went flying with him luckily they landed in some bushes out of sight and survived. Ice Cream took the guard and dragged it along until he found his home village. He left the guard in custody of the police and told his parents all about life in the palace. Ice cream shared his skills with everyone to beat the king and now had a much more fair system to live and the code curse was gone.

Write Blog to play chess

Lately, I have been playing in chess tournaments. I really like to play chess, but, however my mother says I can't go unless I behave well about writing in my blog and playing piano. Likewise, I often hope I will get better and like to watch videos about chess tactics. Every day, I hope that at the end of the week my mom will let me go. Also, since other people play chess on Thursdays I can only watch and wait for Sunday to come.

The secret base

Once upon a time there were two kids. They liked acting out games in real life. Their interest started when they built a tree house with their farther. They modified it a lot and it became the most treasured tree house in the neighborhood. They built a bunch of tree houses and connected each house with tension bridges secured by sets of ropes. This allowed a system of leaving a house easily. As the kids became better engineers the tree house system connected cities. Many people thought of these bridges as a pedestrian walkway similar to a subway but provided a view. Some families would try to walk across countries sleeping and eating at the tree house "stations." Certain people even created restaurants that spanned across a couple of bridges with the main kitchen in a building and waiters delivering food. The bridge network often went over major hotels and were connected with them. Later, more and more big cities adopted the bridge network. However none had trees tall enough to match the height of skyscrapers. The children of this city thought that they could place the bridge out at a lower level to connect with the skyscrapers. As technology grew the bridges were as cheap as possible but also as strong as possible.  The bridge was so good that people began to set tolls if people wanted to enter at a certain entrance. Now, buildings were not only priced for their quality but also the number of bridges that intersected at the station. Generally, the bridges followed the routes of freeways or highways. Sometimes, smaller bridges were funded by building owners to increase the number of bridges intersecting. It later had great organization so that only certain routes would be tolled. Certain cities also developed around bridge stations they were often named after the children originally with this idea.

Writing Daily

Now, from this point on I will try my best to write posts more often. I can feel like this is my first post in this blog because the statistics are different. I know some people may keep checking for new things. I hope again to get into the habit of writing at least one post daily. I really want to have a month where many people see my blog and it will rise up again.

A girl and dog

One day a girl fell off her bike;Her knee scraped the ground.
The impact made a sound,
It made a dog run
It ran right into a gun.
The gun fired into a fake face
The dog ran in a faster pace.
It bumps into a wall.
Suddenly, the girl gets back up from the ground.
She started making more sound;
The dog loved it and barked.
The dog was healed.
The girl adopted the dog,
and they played in the field.

The Vegetable Monster

  Once upon a time there were a bunch of vegetables each were tired of being food for animals. They bunched together and scared small animals like rats. However rabbits weren't scared and half the time couldn't even see the vegetables that were all piled up. To larger animals the vegetable pile was crushed and became the original build up vegetables and were the next thing the large animals saw. One day a carrot stowaway-ed into a plane and landed at a huge carrot farm the carrots joined together many ways and figured out how to poke holes into each other and stick. The carrots were so big that the farmer thought it was a Scarrotrow and didn't terminate it. The design was so good that animals promised carrots freedom and other vegetables copied their strategy.

The clock

Once upon a time there was a clock. It showed the time on the sky every hour. This clock never left its post and couldn't escape the city by even an inch. One day, news arrived in town about a clock paradise and clocks could do anything. The clock of that town, Chloe heard the news and began planning for its trip.The day it tried to leave a human boy caught it running away. They had a conversation and the two became friends. The boy named Chirstopher, ran off with the clock in his had to try to escape his unhappy home. The clock left city limits because it counted as the boy's personal belongings. The pair survived and saved each other many times and arrived at a paradise. They couldn't find the clock paradise but decided to build one.

The pixie warriors

Once upon a time there was a land of fairies. Pixies were undervalued and were often attacked by other fairy tribes. However, the pixies could often find shelter in places. One small area of land is off limits to any fairy other that pixies. The top graduates from pixie college work to keep the barrier up. Pixies have been safe because not everyone wants to fight them. Some are neutral and others protect them. Corny and Jokey are two pixies. They want to be prepared to defend the pixie safety village from attack. However they would have to do it in secret or provoke other tribes to attack them before defenses are ready. They went around town asking pixies to join the club. The council of pixies, however, found out and forbade it because they don't think that other tribes are going to attack, and they don't want to convince them that.  Of the recruits they found were, Picture, Wanda, Arrowed, Swordy, and Fighter. They were the only recruits that remained loyal after finding out the many risks and laws that would be broken. Each had their own weapons that they created by their selves. They didn't do much damage and their hideout couldn't hold out. They progressed very quickly training each day. Their base grew better but every day they became afraid of attack more and more. One day they were spotted by other tribes. The attacks were held off and they became heroes and the pixis no longer feared attack.

The tennis ball

The tennis ball soared through the air and a family of tennis balls watched from one of the worst seats ever in the world. The littlest tennis ball in the family wanted to be the tennis ball of a championship game. When he got home he went searching for a player that would support him. He was rejected again and again till he got found by a poor family he secretly talked to a little  boy in the family who loved tennis but couldn't get a single ball. So the tennis ball became his ball. The boy made his own racket and practiced very long. Soon, the boy played in a park and was spotted by a tennis teacher. He suggested he take free tennis classes. So, he ended up with that teacher and soon he earned lots of awards. His job was a tennis player people enjoyed him and gave him free tickets to a championship. the boy accidentally dropped his favorite tennis ball straight into the court and the players there played with it instead. When they got home the tennis ball got his dream fulfilled and the little boy was happy he helped.

The Meaningful vacation

Today I am writing about this particular vacation because normally, since our family went to Las Vegas three times before and we practically know everything, also because we went to Las Vegas for vacation. However boring it might of sounded it was pretty unusual and a unique trip that was more than just TV and other hotels. On the first day of vacation, we had to drive I knew this route well because of the various times I was on it.  First (from our location), you get onto the Interstate 5 freeway and drive to CA 55 after a few miles it will merge onto CA91 soon you get to the junction of Interstate 15 and CA 91 you drive on 15 for a while and then get to Las Vegas. I knew which cities were ahead so just waited while played on the I pad. After that we went into a cozy hotel and played the rest of the day. The only fun thing about the drive was that we arrived at 1PM as we normally arrive at 6 so I thought that was okay. Before I slept I downloaded a new game. I changed what I did sometimes I played other times I watched TV.

    Hey do you think day two would be any better than day one? Spoiler: WRONG! It might have been worse. It started out okay the same way we ended day one. Then we went to ski in Lee Canyon Road. We waited long and I pretended to be crazy by saying Lee Canyon Roade in an accent. When we arrived we payed five dollars. Then when we tried to ski we realized gear was 110 dollars not including the entry fee. It was so cold that my sister didn't want to ski. In fact, we went out about 20 minutes after we came in without doing anything!! So we wasted 5 dollars. Later when we went home. I had three things to complain about. Number one money, Number two waste of TIME!, and number three our CO2 emissions.  The rest of the day we just watched TV and played too so it was pretty much like yesterday. Today I had an uncomfortable sleep on the ground like yesterday.

    Day three was way better than day one or two we went to Fire Valley State Park. There were many memorable photos taken over there. I learned many things. I surprised my dad with interesting facts and gave me the name," Linlinkipedia." I learned who lived here in the old times. I sometimes didn't agree with my own opinion that this place was once a sea until I went to the museum. I bought a rock with a carving of a bighorn sheep. We climbed places and found some strange things. I showed off some of my preffered ninja attack moves. I taught my sister a little of what I know about geology. I think she found a bit of mica somewhere. I thought it was way better than the other two days. I learned about the color of the sandstone reasons and most importantly today Petroglyphs. These are carvings in rocks by ancient people who lived here. I saw many and they were very important in history that your own carvings or damaging them is forbidden. I loved this place and was a bit sad when we had to go. I wanted to go home but my mom decided that tomorrow we would go to Utah another day instead. So today I slept on a bed and it was better than the other two days. My mom and dad had to go to shows so we were impatient when we walked in a hotel. We saw tulips that looked like balloons but really were stainless steel! I slept there hoping to go home already though I did like vacation. I didn't want to leave this hotel and go to a new one.

   The next day was not as good as day three but better than one and two in terms of boringness. We went driving on 15 all the way to La Verkin Utah. We saw the hotel and went into Zion National Park. I felt soft snow for the first time ever. We had 2 hours before dark and looked at everything I wanted to go to the museum but it was not open in winter. We then went into the new hotel. My mother and I went to the fitness center. She ran about 2.7 miles while I ran 1 mile, biked a mile, and played on the yoga ball. I liked it there. Sleep was the worst part in the hotel of all of it. I rolled consistently off the bed. When I woke up it was 6 AM. We got dressed then went to eat a buffet breakfast. I loved everything there. When we were headed back home at 9 it took so long. We were near highway 9 and it took us back to I15 south. In about 45 minutes we made it to Nevada. In about 1 hour and 45 minutes we made it to Las Vegas.  At about 12:30 we ate lunch at Subway near the state line. 2 hours and 20 minutes later we got to Cajon pass and crossed to I 10 West. We drove to Mont Clair in 30 minutes and tried to buy a car at the autoplex place. My family waited 3 hours and could pick up the car tomorrow. We then went to eat at In-N-Out in Pomona taking 10 more minutes. I payed attention to the city limits on 57: Diamond Bar, Brea, Fullerton, Annahiem. Then we got back on I5 and passed Santa Ana and Tustin to get back to our home. We were truly tired and arrived at about 9:00 PM. This vacation meant much and I realized we had been in 4 states in a single day.

 

Artifact World

Once upon a time there were lots of builders, carpenters, magicians, miners, lumberjacks, quarrymen, laborers, and blacksmiths in a world. They spent hour after hour day after day nonstop building things. Magicians had predicted this species would be extinct but other animals would need their power in survival. Also, another closely related species would uncover these and the magic is saved. The artifacts must of been built with materials. A combination of materials was needed to preserve it for millions of years. By one year, all gatherers were done and became builders. In 3 months, before the end. No one had a job except the magicians and the other ones were supposed to cheer on the magicians. In one day, no one was employed and prepared. They sold their homes and waited thinking about happy moments. After the end of this species, the world was normal with a historic path of extinction and revival.
     10 million years later, a closely related species had mastered civilization and had valuable enough equipment and an artifact was uncovered by a mining company. The boss was given the power and secretly noticed it seemed to overwhelm him and likely was for enough to give the whole mining company legit power.  He discovered the child of any two magical blessed people could have another wizard without an artifact and wanted to preserve his power and gave half to his wife. He never said this, but a news reporter spread the news of these artifacts. Then a year later the same on reported, "I've never seen so many holes in the ground and am woken up so early to the sound of jack hammers." Later many people found that some were hidden hard and the ones who found them would keep the secret to them selves that the power was very high and enough for a lot of people. Poor people watched as the mining equipment just dug for rich people.
    No one wanted to give up on magic so a war broke out and each alliance was suspicious that another alliance had hogged the artifacts all and members didn't trust each other at all.  This war was with swords because long ago guns had been banned as well as bombs and other modern weapons. This kept the war as safe as possible. However desperate they were to use those they had forgotten how to make them. Most poor people could also only watch as the armies clash as alliances wanted good soldiers who would contribute not just steal power. Poor people had no fighting education. Yet they had trust in each other. They formed a club called,"searching club." They found each other's strength and weaknesses and hoped that they could share the power with all of them because they didn't want full power they just wanted some to give them luck or happiness. 
      The important child members were called Suppy, Liz, Ann, Mary, Dennis, Jack, Jenny, and  Jackson. The adult leaders were: Finley and Annie. They helped all each other and all of them had influence and were smart, so most members followed their orders anyway.  They decided not to mine and wanted to have a great view so they could see if it was anywhere. So they were told all to bring supplies and walked up the highest mountain they knew. Soon, the group reached the top and saw all the holes made and bases with claims of land where they mined. They found an even higher mountain and didn't really want to go down and up so they found some reeds and tied them together. After that they roped over to the other summit and saw an even higher one and got to the highest where they truly saw everything on the planet. Including the last artifact, however they didn't know what it was. They just felt it near and they naturally did the same thing to reach mountaintops. They found it and realized they could split it and still be powerful. They then made peace and soon it was again predicted extinction so they just did the same thing as before but this time left notes on them saying," Don't take all or be warned. Share or wait for poor ones to save you rich ones." In turn they left the most powerful artifact on the place which was hard to reach alone. Each generation did the same and the world was named Artifact World.

12 prized children

   Once upon a time there were a kind couple. They had many children which was slightly unfortunate because they were the poorest people in the world and had enough only for all of them and couldn't rent a single square inch of land. They lived illegally on other people's land. Since they lived in the time of Feudalism they couldn't be anywhere while being a criminal. So the richest they got was 2.44999999 square centimeters of land then were caught and their land was stolen by the greedy king. These two families in ancient times had rivalry for being king. The first king of the other family used trickery and eventually everyone gave the bad kings loyalty and when they figured out the king murdered all who knew so soon people thought the current king was good.

     Of the family, the oldest was Krista the other ones were in older to youngest order Kirsty, Zack, Liza, Jack, Addie, Alex, Chloe, Benjamin, Joshua, Katie, and Bryan. One day Krista thought of a plan. She told her parents that they could do services in exchange for money. Due to this they earned lots of money. They built a fort. It made the king think,"Uh! They have land I will send my weakest troops to attack!" Liza in the family was a negotiator she reasoned with the army that they don't need to fight each other and it is fair that we have land. Liza let them sleep in the fort with protection and they slept outside alert in case the king attacked again.

     They protected them and no one in the fort was hurt. The army was grateful for it. The commander of the army even gave $10.00 per soldier in return for their kindness. The 12 children thought to move away. They put a new fort in between the long road between two major cities in the kingdom. They built good beds and used nearly all their funds. At day very few people weren't grateful for protection and proper sleep that the customers started making it traditional to pay $12.00 per night though at least $1.00 must be payed. If you think most customers payed $1.00 you are wrong in fact no one gave less than $5.00 before. They built the hotel inside the fort and fields that they took care of were inside the fort to avoid the king from being suspicious. The sun light was directed above the fort so the fields could not be seen by enemies but still get sunlight. They soon made it easier and easier to feed the people of the hotel.

    Then the king heard of the hotel and decided to put it under siege little did they know that the fields were inside anyway. The occupants still ate and they were protected wisely. The king was tired of waiting and decided to attack before his order reached the troops. Jack and Zack had formed a plan with Krista and the two boys jumped out the fort to try to trick the troops to thinking they were sneaking food. They ran to the old fort where they shot arrows and the troops fled. Jack and Zack went to another field one enemy spy thought he had found the food supply then he ordered the troops to attack the field. The children and their customers made many weapons for preparation. The army was forced into retreat and the children befriended some of the soldiers. The king was forced to be fair. Later the hotel was a popular place to live. In the history of the family. The 12 children were remembered as important to the family.

The book series

Today I am writing because I recently read so many books of a single series that now I read them and finish each book in a day. I think that all of the series is already published so I can read every day. I have been obsessed with the series ever since it was on the book 100 things to do Before You Grow Up.  One of the tasks was completing a book series. I did two out of the 5 recommended series there. At school I noticed that they had the series so I brought one home each day reading one of them. It got interesting. I liked it because it was in so many different points of view and you keep wishing one wins but as in most people you don't like it if a main character dies. Even if that character is evil for a while. As in most books you always think,"What happens next?" Once while I was reading a book the suspense was so high I read it when I wasn't supposed to first at 11:00 P.M then at 4:00 A.M. i enjoy the variation of different books to make me look at a similar situation differently. I truly liked this series.

The pinewood derby

Today I raced with my cub scout pack at the pinewood derby. It was mainly exciting today because I had a lot of theories to test out and that I was eager to win a prize because I never got one based on skill or design of the car. Also, my best friend told me that I could win and I specially tested it. I was impatient and felt like I had waited 45 minutes though it was only 15 minutes. When I did the speed race I was slightly disappointed when I got second place though. on the next part you push your car but you have to accurately land on the lowest number possible not too far or too close to the beginning. The next part is where you jump and land as far as you can. On the round two I failed the practice round but got a good score on the next after that I got another good score lifting my spirits. On the next competition I did average. The next part which didn't count in the overall score was also about accuracy but to get the car into the center garage I strategezied based on past mistakes and hope I could do it to win a cool sticker. I did it before but today I wasn't lucky. The two parts I didn't actually like was when I said a couple of mean things to my friend. He told me about it and I apologized because he said I was being mean. Apparently at the end there was a drawing for raffle tickets the prize was so much money that every parent volunteered to put some in I lost my ticket so had zero chance of winning. In the end I was surprised of what I got I surprised my mom the most. it was memorable because Today I won my only pinewood derby prize and it will be my last one too.

Time spirit

   Once upon a time there were many animals who freely traveled through time. The development of time machines made a special species which came from the time machine. They could disappear forward or back in time. These strangely could mate with other species but couldn't with their own species. It developed time dogs, time cats, and many other species that simply are normal but had the time ability. The greedy people wanted greatly this power but no time species would ever do it. Two of the original time creature still existed. They were not going to fade until they had at least 100 children with a single mate. One time spirit was a boy the other was a girl. They still didn't know which species they wanted to enchant because if one of the spirits did something the other spirit would have to do the same or else that species couldn't multiply. It would fade. These to spirits were named Time and Careful. One day Careful said,"Time, today do you want to find a new species?" Time answered,"Okay, but let's make sure it is currently at the bottom of the food chain so we can make it supreme." However most of the other spirits already chose the good species to enchant and Time and Careful wanted to be remembered and not copy someone else.

    The next day they went to a place difficult for time spirits to survive because no other time spirit went there. The first danger was a place where traps since the beginning of time was. There were people watching. Time and Careful wondered what to do and stayed for a while when they heard that the people were going to send an army if they didn't cross soon it made them more eager to think of something. Time then said, "Careful, let's get some of the sand around here then go back in the past when there was a river here then back to the present then mold the clay in the past when we are in the present we have a clay model of our selves to get caught in the time spirit proof traps." Careful was careful and said," They might guess we would do that anyway." Time said," Let's go we don't have any other choice" They followed the plan and made it. Time shouted in Careful's ear," You see I am right you worry to much!" Time was wrong because on the next go Careful was right and Careful shouted," See, Now we are stuck in a net Wahhhhh." Time, was not worried. Though in this net they couldn't reverse time. Time wasn't worried he was sure they could think of something. Then he asked, " Do you have a rock?" Careful still sobbing said,"Why?" Time rolled his eyes and said, " It is part of  my plan dum dum." Careful gave it to him because she always was prepared and careful. Time told her to find the transmitter of the net that makes it spirit proof. Careful had developed a device that still lets her see into different time periods when she couldn't go there or to get a view to make sure it is safe. Careful said it was camouflaged between the string. Time told Careful to throw the rock at it. Careful was more patient she told him that It might just be that they are taking us to the wanted location. They found that the humans wanted to study them. Careful planned to break out when they passed a poor community. They did and married the poorest humans. Many years later the time humans were still only poor but they were careful and smart.

New Mousico

    Once upon a time there were two cats. They never got along and tried hard to constantly avoid each other when possible. Each didn't like what the other one said or did. Their only thought each day was to avoid the other and one day destroy the other cat. However their quarrels were so loud that cats 5 miles away dropped their mice to the floor. Mice covered their ears and ran away. There was one mouse named Kisandy, who care more about the cat quarrels more than anyone else. She asked her best friend, Jillit, "Would you help me make something that will shut up the cats' mouths?" Jillit was a good inventor. She tirelessly worked yet didn't think of something. Kisandy was furious and loudly shouted, "YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FRIEND!  I WANT TO SHUT THOSE WEIRD CAT UP BY TOMORROW! OR YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND I AM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO A MOUSE TRAP!! SO GET BUSY!!!!!!" ( Apparently no mouse alive in the mouse/cat world was either, a friend of Kisandy or anyone in her family, In a mouse trap, or being digested by a cat because Kisandy was the daughter of the mouse king.) Jillit was obviously scared of Kisandy. she asked her only other friend Liza for help.  Liza asked,"What do you really want?" Jillit replied shivering, "I act- I actually like the cats quarreling because it creates a riot and I can sneak fruit snacks out of the kitchen. " Liza also asked, "Why are you friends with Kisandy anyway?" Jillit was to busy writing love letters and preparing her self for the end of her life to answer. Liza thought, " I hope she knows what is right because I don't know what is." Kisandy's way to get mice to get caught is simple. She says," Okay enemy, Get caught or my dad will throw ya in the dungeon." Jillit was so happy when she heard her mother said this. Jillit could go to the dungeon. Jillit had a tense night's sleep. In the morning she was in a castle her mom was watching her sadly get pulled away. Then Kisandy snickered after her Okay enemy speech, " What is you choice!?" You have 5 seconds or automatically get caught in a mouse trap. Jillit knew this and quickly in 4 seconds said, " Dungeon NOW!" Then Kisandy snapped her two fingers and 5 guards picked her up they went to the highest tower in the castle and dropped her in the moat. The last she heard before falling in the dreary, filthy, and unwelcoming pit of water was, " The moat is the dungeon loser! You have to survive on crocodile food."
    For a while Jillit was underwater then realized she had to get air too. She was careful to avoid getting seen for if she did they would throw things at her. She was carefully under surveillance. She threw a letter and it always for some reason would land in her home. Her mother wrote back and they  wrote each other letters. Eventually the guards found out and intercepted the letter. This didn't stop Jillit she invented a mechanical bird with cleverly disguised wings as a letter in a metal casing. It flew back and forth and eventually she came up with an escape plan. She threw a letter up to Kisandy's room the letter said," need a way to stop the cats come to my dungeon -Jillit." She then told Kisandy, " Help me out or I'll never give you the invention." Fully aware that it was likely a trick Kisandy summoned all her guards to watch. The moment Kisandy let her out a bunch of mechanical birds picked up Kisandy the guards ran up to get her distracted, the guards didn't see Kisandy run away.

    She stopped at her house for a light backpack with inventing materials, 600 mechanical birds, food, water, and letters to send back. She then ran far away. She got a good head start it took an entire day for Kisandy to realize what had happened. Jillit was already 5 miles due west. This was cat country and a high risk of getting caught. Jillit knew that everywhere except the small 3 miles around the castle was safe for regular mice. With all her guards Kisandy could go through it as easily as she could punish someone. She found a desert and thought of a plan. She would put footprints for 10 miles north which would take 2 days then fly west for 6 days bringing her to a forest. Kisandy followed the misleading foot prints 10 miles north because a couple of cats caught her off guard and she waited her guards got her out eventually but it had been 8 days already. Jillit was running low on water she gathered some from the pool. She took a few fruit everyday because she knew Kisandy had to sleep too before sleep she worked on a new invention. Liza knew exactly what Jillit would think and she waited for her while Jillit was in the dungeon. Liza found Jillit and asked Jillit what she was making, Jillit said, " I want to make a thing that will make Kisandy need to go back to the mouse kindom." They thought about it together and acomplished in 7 days. They waited for Kisandy to come close. Kisandy said," Ha found you. Guards capture them." The guards stepped on a trap and got sprang up bees came and stung them because their net bumped the hive. The guards ran quickly away Kisandy was alone and a cat would catch her and she was so scared she ran away.

   She told Liza to go away and make a new place for mice far away from the kingdom. They made a new city in the middle was a structure so they could withstand an attack from cats. This country was a democracy and more mice sneaked into this better country. The technology level of the city was high because many inventors worked together. Kisandy was still fed up with the cats noise level and decided to attack one of the cat's minor cities. The city lost and the save place for mice increased to 10 miles around the regular castle( and which Kisandy didn't know the other city for mice. The kingdom greatly expanded but the other capital city for mice didn't spread at all it just added defenses sure that the kingdom would attack soon. When news came that the cats were attacking the city and the other mice the city lined up the city with traps. The other kingdom lost all of its soldiers except 100 and Kisandy.  They all went to tell the mouse king of the "new city." Meanwhile the cats gathered a stronger army. However the mouse king gathered a strong army too. The cat and the mouse king army clashed before even reaching the new mouse city. The mice in New Mousico, the new city had lots of time to prepare. They gathered up traps and lots of supplies. The two armies decided to form a pact because they have a similar purpose and then fight each other after the city is taken over. The city held its ground and the armies were destroyed. New Mousico grew strong and could have taken over the whole cat/mouse world but took 49% of the land in the world. 49% was for cats and 2% was the greedy mouse kingdom. After that in the history of New Mousico, Jillit was remembered as a hero.

Songs express

I always lately have been singing songs. Almost all these songs relate to what will happen the next day. Most of the time it is something bad or loss of something fun other times It is just about things I like. I sing songs quietly but the nearest people can hear them usually. They are usually sung before bedtime so I can give my hopes and satisfactation of what I have done during the day. When I do right before the lights are turned off my song ends. If I don't sing or at least have a satisfactation of what I have done; I ( unless I was very tired ) can't sleep. Even if I fall into my bed I will jump out and running to do what I need. Then sleep tight in my bed.

Baby talk

These days I like to talk baby like languages. They don't even make sense. The words make it sound like I was speaking the language fluently but in my mind, most of my words are random. The words that aren't random I teach people the meaning. I use expressions and tones to help give further meaning, because normally you don't shout when you're happy. So I made a word called Ha-dachi! Meaning"How dare you!" Even when I don't use any words I know I like using the words as questions  so most people can infer what I said. Well, bye.

The play date

Two days ago I went to a playdate with my class. It was organize by a classmate's mom.  She was very nice and we played capture the flag at a park. It was boys versus girls. We found secret passage ways. Then I finally discovered where it was. I then captured the flag and my team won. We played another round and we chose different teams, which were more random than last time. A few more people joined. This one was more of a stalemate. It took 1 hour for it to finish. We were guarding the jail. In the end a couple of my team mates were with me distracting the other team and the other person got the enemy flag so we won! During that game we had a snack break of oranges and water.  Later, more people were leaving and we were running out of time, because of this we started a new game called wax museum. The game is played by on person being a janitor who looks at all the other people who are "statues." that can move if the janitor isn't looking. When the janitor is looking you can't move or you get out. The last person in is the next janitor. We played 3 rounds before leaving. I enjoyed the event because we got to get together and they were the same age as me.

Alaskadishadado

Once upon a time in Alaska there were lots of dishes in Alaska however one day they were all gone and were last seen by a person named Adado washing the dishes. he loved dishes but no one knew why. Then a person researched dishes and saw that dishes were invented by him. Then he realized that people in the silly names world benefit from their inventions. That person invented a tv show called Alaskadishadado and it checked the progress on the dishes. They soon found that all the dishes were destroyed. Adado was very sad. The person kept recording the videos and soon Adado cheered up and made is own show called, "the aftermath of Alaskadishadado they all became rich and lived happily and in peace. While avoiding alaska for all time.

The advertisment in Abakedifighi

There once was a peaceful world with no advertisements in a world called Abakedifighi.It, had technology unmatched by other worlds, because they didn't advertise. Making people pay attention to other things and avoid important things.  Other worlds however had great military power while Abakedifighi had no military technology and war was unheard of. So, a great military power invaded. Their natural defense was however already powerful. They respected nature and found green ways to do things.  However the enemy's general was clever ( Or he thought he was.) and sent in advertisements.That said, " Kill a person in your army and you may earn 5 tons of gold." The people in Abakedifighi had no Idea what kill meant or why it suddenly popped up on their TV screen. They also knew that gold made people want to fight so they got rid of it long ago and that they no longer had any idea what it was anymore only the part about fighting. So since they were peaceful they stood hold. However the people of Abakedifighi awoke to the sound of bombing and all their beautiful trees were gone. This made them angry and assumed the attackers were enemies. They developed creative ways to win. When they one their once beautiful world was ruined. They found better uses for advertisements and soon developed groups to make the world beautiful again.

Funny books

Some nonfiction books are really funny to me. One of them said that, "history and jokes are practically the same thing." I like reading because it contains so many fun things that are gross, funny, annoying, serious, or tongue twisters.  Sometimes it contains funny things intentionally or always cracks a joke about a fact a bit later. Most of the time it is in the headings like, "Primates, the Original Tree Hangers." After you read the paragraphs after it. The joke is way more understandable. Or something always contains a certain thing that always appears up randomly for a while and is shooed away but comes back in the end. One particularly funny book kept mentioning the cockroach and in the end it said, " and the cockroach was not far away."  

Shouting kids

Lately my siblings and I like to shout. The reason has not yet been confirmed why. Our parents say things like that is not right and be quiet. I normally shout when I am far away from my parents and want to talk but even from far away it is loud! My sister and I shout when we don't get what we want. It seems weird after I think about it but the instant I shout I forget why I shouted and don't care a bit about rudeness, greed, or character. I just shout. However it is hard to believe and I am starting to do it all the time. I hope I can stop soon.

The super penguin

Once upon a time there was a super penguin it could save lives or harm them.  He was the only one in the family that helped. Other hero's can't stand up against the penguin family. They always get hurt. If the good penguin wasn't present everybody would flee to a safer spot to buy time. The other heroes were honored for helping with the escape. One day every single on was gone except the penguin who was however outnumbered with all the bad people. So he searched and prioritized however couldn't do it. Then he asked a computer why there were so many. The CPU tracked and said it came from outer space. The penguin asked for help. It played a video game that featured a penguin sliding down a hill and launching up. The penguin hit the source and rescued they were saved!

Akapoadako

Once upon a time there was a thing called Akapoadako.It consistently changed into different things that it was never even known what it really was also there were two of the type and both of them together caused it to change "quicker" In reality while one was preparing to change the other one caught the tourist's attention. They called for each other's help very loudly they changed into a wolf so no one would guess why. Their howl was as loud as the regular wolves but in their ear amplifier it seems louder than shouting in someone's ear so another real wolf wouldn't be mistaken for another and if someone dared to approach the wolf it would run off and when nothing was looking turn into a piece of litter and go back to the place as a wolf if someone cared about litter and threw it away it would grow into a flying piece of trash. If it was ever seen it would become a monkey and grab the nearest branch if in a forest. In a city a airplane if in a desert a rat. The coast a coconut.Anywhere else  it would try to avoid. Then get to its original help call position to be found. It however stuck to the same plan each time. One day, a person saw the litter he didn't care about it but didn't want other people earning money for picking it up and caring. So he threw it in the ocean. The Akapoadako wasn't prepared for the ocean it looked at the fish and turned into a fish then noticed that fish will like to eat that thing over there. However the trash was dropped from a pier where other people were fishing so the thing over there was bait for a pole helpless it was taken and consistently watched it couldn't call for help so it had to spoil it he turned into a wolf and destroyed everyone watching however some escaped to tell others before death the wolf hunted them down before anyone could inform the government, news reporter, police officer, firefighter, or security person. One person was watching from the crow's nest of a ship since the city was a port city.  The Akapoadako was unaware. That person told a news reporter who told everyone who understood the language. They then got specifified translators to tell the whole world because it seemed so important.  Then everyone was aware of everything even other people. It was found they are noticed ( or suspected to be noticed in the rain forest of South America which was likely where their home was. Each country sent a hunting party to track them down. They got to the heart of the Amazon but didn't notice anything however they were patient. On the other hand the Akapoadako were under siege but tried their best not to admit it. However the foolish Akapoadako planned to ambush as soon as they left. The campers lost patience just when a wolf appeared it turned into the beast that was always feared and they ran but put up a signal knowing where there home was then 1,000,000 armies closed in on the beast and sea bombardments with missiles programmed to hit the largest living thing apparently it was the beast. Bombing wrapped it up. The other Akapoadako knew better and waited for its power to develop. Then as the cleanup with other large seeking missiles tracked more he was the form of an ant so it hit trees. Later he was a beast too. Then a war was about to start between two countries when the missiles seeking large things ( because the enemie's bases were large turned and hit the beast and a signal popped up. The armies recharged. However this one was harder to beat. Then an inventor took out a giant hammer and used a pulley to lull it up near the giant beast the armies started to flee and took cover in helicopters the citizens of All continents were told to prepare for an earthquake, volcano eruption, tsunami, or all three. After a while the giant hammer was pulled up when the giant beast was smacking helicopters. The hammer was realesed and caused a major earthquake. Hitting every country around the world also causing tsunami's to form even creating volcano eruptions. A wide crack opened among the beast's fear and the magma hearted him up while boulders and bombs fell on top of him.  His death was celebrated so the world was safe the war was stopped and it was all because of the enemy being unprepared.

It cluck cluck

The chicken went it cluck cluck all night long. It annoyed many people but was never ever found the closet people to it were the stories people they told stories to survive and it was their way of life. They had many legends and they eventually caught the chicken. They told it stories and the chicken was then released into the wild. It still said it cluck cluck but always in the tune of his own stories the story people would secretly listen and a smile appears on their face.

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Once upon a time there was a person named Binary who loved binary numbers. Even people who understood it still didn't realize what he was doing. They'd walk around him then say that is one hundred billion one hindered and one. Then Binary would shake his head and go. People found it hard to understand him. He had a low pay job but. When he saw a broken computer he'd sneak in and fix it. Soon people realized and gave him some money left by the door. And bundled it in a wrapper with a random binary number. On it. Binary now knew it was his and made a living.

The milk bottle refiller

Once upon a time in a world where everyone loved milk there was a refiller who had control and could strip and reward milk. However it was so rare in their world that it was said to turn you into a cow who was allowed to eat its own milk with healing and magic properties. The refiller wasn't from their world so the milk had no effect on the refiller. Only if the refiller was mean would he ever take the milk for him self unless he loved milk. Many people befriended the refiller but it would never return any favors. One person decided to be nice to everyone since they could be the next refiller. He did it and everyone knew how to get it but then. It wasn't rare anymore so it had no more healing or magic properties but many people enjoy it.

The ashkadadashkadadashkadada

Once upon a time there was a person named hammy. Hammy liked to bash people with his hammer. His victory call is ashkadadashkadadashkadada, because of this he said it often. Some people asked him for his name and he bashed them and said ashkadadashkadadashkadada.  However they always survived so they decided to call hammy ashkadadashkadadashkadada. Then they asked him what species he is and he said ashkadadashkadadashkadada. So they called him ashkadadashkadadashkadada the ashkadadashkadadashkadada. He went on and on bullying people but they  called him that all the time. Then someone figured that they needed to find out ashkadadashkadadashkadada's real name to beat. Him they found out that if he had a hammer his name was hammy and every other ashkadadashkadadashkadada had a name pattern like that too so in the end they were safe from bashiness.

Fly low little bird

Once upon a time there was a world named bird world. In this place birds are everywhere and their population is the only thing that had more than 100 of each species.  They are teased if they don't know how to fly but if an adult bird didn't know how to fly in bird world they are severely punished almost enough to make them feel so bad that they wished they weren't alive.  No bird had ever evaded this punishment. One bird though wanted to try tommorrow she would be a full adult she so far couldn't fly. She ran away from home and springboarded to space holding her breath and landed on a space ship.  She found it was a carrier of a rover to explore Mars she got inside she now lived inside the rover. This bird caused a commotion. Trying to get the attention. She fixed herself a spacesuit and turned the rover into an unflyable ship. This bird got out and purposely danced in front of the cameras. With her spacesuit she looked like a human so they sent a rescue mission. They realized that it was just a bird with the same suit. Now they carried the bird to a safer place where it could live and far away back in bird world they told stories of the better life for not flying birds, and each bird made it.

Ella and Bella

Once upon a time there was a lonely dark mouse named Ella. Dark mice act like mice but are different because they are crueler and hate the things mice like. Ella was nicer then the dark mice a and liked cheese a bit. She was sentenced to exit by the DMLEA ( Dark Mice Law Enforcer Assosiation ). Bella was a mouse who was crueler than most mice and liked to eat unmouselike foods. She was sentenced to exile by the MLEA ( bet you know what that means.) The two of them met and notice that they were a lot like each other including a moderate level of cruelty. They were happier in exile then in their home country and settled news of the settlement reached both Assosiations. The Assosiations  wanted the unfitting mice to suffer so they continuously destroyed their homes again and again so they this time went far far away. They encouraged each other on the long trip and again and again so they made it and founded a new country and some mice were dark others normal but most were hybrids. This country was attacked but the brave nation survived. So some mice were good and some are bad which is true to every other thing.

Two dogs went playing
one named Sam
the other named Chris
they were playing with ham
Chris accidentally touched a bomb
and it went ka-bam.

They got blasted far
 but they landed on a soft bar
they wanted to go to their house
but only found a mouse
so together they traveled

When they got home
they liked the mouse
they always lived togeter
but if they touch a bomb they find their way home.

Mommy likes We chat

My mom likes We chat. Sometimes she likes it so much she doesn't notice us dropping shoes off stairs and stealing some stuff right behind her back. Sometimes we have to stick something in front of her device to get her attention. She rarely looks out unless she needs too. My dad has to call her too I think it is kind of funny. Sometimes she pays attention to her surroundings  but she gets angry when she can't do it and gets blamed.

The stories of fall

Two must come here now
or all these stories got to waste.
The stories of the autumn wind
Everyone who has even a bit of taste
 will enjoy these stories and keep going
along and along so far it has endured
and you need to show your interest
with stories that happen every fall
and never ever stop riding its ball.

The pigs of happiness

Once upon a time there were 5 pigs they were always cute and happy however once a person got attached to them the pigs disappeared but they heard on the exact same day another person found a pig. These pigs were meant to make sad people's lives better ( Not just sad but sad every day.) The pigs sensed when they felt better during that time they learn lessons quickly and people get happy. Later when the pigs leave they teach them to understand fairness and that the pigs must help other people too. The people thought nothing ever could go wrong but they were wrong. It started when a new pig was born this new pig was extra curios and didn't develop proper training before going since he needed a job soon because more people were born and 5 pigs weren't enough. The people soon got sad one then 2 then the next day 4  then 8 soon it became 2048 and a sadness disease started. The pigs became forgotten. The younger pig learned. Still it was too late he spied and learned away to reproduce faster and 100 pigs were there. The scientists took a bit of a pigs mouth during a great big smile. and figured out to use it for their vaccine. The pigs were remembered as great heroes especially the young one.

The lock box

Once upon a time there was a lock box it contained the most of the treasures of the world. The combination for the lock was 1,000,000 digits long. To make it fair each person had 10 days to find the combination and never ever get a second chance. They are told where the combination paper that appeared out of the box can only be kept at least 1,000 miles away from the lock box. Only someone with the best memory( or they thought) could open it. It stayed there for 7,000 years. Then when someone "Smart" decided to write it down on a paper travel back and do it. He did it, However many people were jealous he gave it to everyone in the world. However one person wanted more than he had. He began stealing for other people. Then the bad part is that the more he had the more he wanted he started to even use crazy methods he had never dared before but people realized and got him back it happened again and again so people decided that having treasures may be a worse idea than they thought they entrapped it in a way beyond current ability so it would not come again soon.

The big ka-boom of the century

Once upon a time there was a village that had nothing exciting except a big boom that fills the world with excitement for fifty years some generations had their childhood in excitement but a dull parent life.  Some unlucky people spent seven years of excitement normally the time when they start reconinizing what excitement feels like then go into the boring stage and then miss the fun and get destroyed yearning for a more exciting life to impatient to wait for another 50 years and it was like that until a person decided to change that he was twenty-five years when the boring streak started he was neutral between the people who bragged on their excitement and the yearning people. He wanted to lessen the change of the fifty years. When he suceeded the braggers were not happy so they rebelled and made the explosion rule again later 50 years later another twenty-five year of excitement person did it and then it was always like that and could be excited at any time.

Crunchy Pita chips

During these days I like to eat pita chips with my sister. Both of us like the crunchiness of them. The tastiness of them so much that it makes me eat them all day with my sister and while reading. It makes me always want to eat them so much I always am wanting more. Though I know I shouldn't eat too much

Forgetter

Once upon a time there was a city. In the city there was always an unfortunate person who suddenly forgot their memory. Perhaps you would like to know why. Two years before A person didn't like the happiness in the world so he asked the tree of sorrow ness to help him in return the tree gave him a wish. He wished to turn into a memory sucker robot known as forgetter. The robot could take anyone's memory on how to be happy. Then it would make the world sadder in a couple of ways first of all it would make special people who would make people happy forget how to do it he could also use the data to do the opposite  to make the world sadder. Two years later the world was a sad and unwelcoming place. Only the robot forgetter knew how to make everybody happier and was the only left trace of happiness or he thought so he forgotten that there was a tree of happiness so it just made itself happy people saw the tree and learned how to be happy again and everything was fine.

Tattoo's

There was once a girl named tattoo. She thought everything in the world was hers. So she made a gun that shot stickers that say tattoo's so that people would know that it was hers. Though this fooled few it only make things look weird. Especially when she shot it onto tattoos because they would think everything else belonged to the tattoos not the girl then the girl got angry and told everybody she got to jail and was shot with a sticker that said I steal stuff.

The two hundered five beetles

Once upon a time there was one beetle mommy she was lonely and wanted some babies to play with she had one it was exactly like her two hundred three beetles later however they were all like her and she wanted some variation. However her children liked each other and made a secret plan to leave the baby out the baby was left out because she was different even from her mother one day her cruel siblings tricked her into going on a seesaw because they said it would make her like them. So then they hopped on and flinged their sister high into the sky  and they thought that they would never see her again. The poor beetle on the other hand was on a deserted place with hardly any food to eat or water to drink she thought she would turn the same  but they had abandoned her.  3 days later she was starving she found a package on her back with some food and water her mother had sent her it she looked inside it said, "Every 30 days a new stranded beetle is saved in this desert." Since she was the only stranded beetle she would be saved 27 days later however her cunning siblings had made a fake beetle which was saved  instead 25 days later her package of food an water ran out and she headed for survival since she could go up to 3 days with out water  she could only live that much longer but she tried her best 24 hours before the saving day she was starving an dehydrated she found only one tree in the shade it was the summer soltice so she spent under the shade and was back when her mother found she was  back she was so happy she gave her many presents.

The Great Big Wall

Once upon a time there was a world where everything could change. It was based on how it is in the modern world except every year they preform a changes festival in the changes festival they pick a person who would select one way to change the world that must be impossible to do with any amount of human effort. Though it is not very easy because someone would do the opposite of it the next year. This made it super hard though because one bad person thought to make this tradition and power to go away entirely. Nobody could undo it for a long timer and their world suffered because this world was a world of hardship and relied on the yearly wish to survive. Soon though the world learned to try to make everything possible.

Trick questions

In almost every set of word problems there is at least one trick question.  It gets you used to a type of problem. You can never just answer any word problem while just looking at the numbers you have to figure out the operation and the label. You also have to use your logic to find out really? Or figure out if it is the object that doesn't make sense you also have to be on the look out for extra information so you can't just add everything. Then you will just solve it

The flying cow

Once upon a time there was a cow he wished every day that he could fly his friend hawker the hawk was an engineer and built a pair of wings for him the cow slid down a slide and tried to lift off but he was to close too the ground to do it. Then he tried jumping off a table with his wings but not long after wards he fell. Hawker made him a better support with bigger wings. He still couldn't be above ground for more than three seconds. Hawker gave up but he noticed a diving board and he thought to make a super high elactisity diving board so the cow could do it with his wings the cow climbed up put a table on top of the diving board jumped on it and he went so high in the sky nobody could see him he then tried flying and he did it but then fell right into the pool. Then hawker gave him air propelled boots. Hawker went a little over board though since the cow was so high he would never come down unless he took off his boots and would plummet onto hard ground so the two friends would never see each other again but a signal of their friendship was that every day the cow would jump over the moon and everyday Hawker would see it.

The pig kingdom / The 50 pigs

Once upon a time there were 4 pigs. One pig was old and wise. The other three were her children. The pig mother owned the piggy kingdom.  When the pig mother was on vacation her three children would take care of the kingdom but the more the mother gave control of  the kingdom to the three children the more they fought over it. Many peacemakers feared war would break away soon or that the kingdoms would fall to the pig eaters of doom they would wreck everything. Then the pig mother got lost and didn't ever come back. The three pigs disagreed a lot one pig decided to part ways with the kingdom and build a new one. The other pigs were too lazy to build a new one so they decided to take this one they both argued they got support. The 3rd pig who was going to build a new kingdom decided that they should try to have a barrier to stop them from attacking each other. She ordered a huge wall to be built between their two occupied land areas. However she had built this months in advance and towed it from its secret construction spot and dropped it straight into the spot she planned this pleased the fighting pigs because they had defense and the peacemakers because it might help them stop the campaign.  The third pig had built half of his kingdom by the time they figured out that they must destroy the wall to gain the kingdom or else the third pig would beat up them.So as they vigorously competed to get a whole kingdom he third pig finished his. He ordered his piggy troops to attack the second pig had lost the kingdom and thrown in as a prisoner he escaped before the third attacked the first they battled the second built his own kingdom and soon there were three kingdoms then the three way war was ever ending but a group of 47 other pigs stormed in and beat the original three and combined their kingdoms into one these 47 pigs were there brothers and sisters that were stranded on an Island so they would have to work together to escape and they were together ever since.

The right time to do homework

When I do homework doing it at the right seems very important to me. Not meaning to prioritize times but instead to do it in the right mood. Even if it is due tomorrow or something if I am in a bad mood I will prefer to do it at night because right after that I can rest. It makes things seem strange but to me it makes sense. I feel lazy but I still do it because of the punishments. The only time I don't turn in my homework was if I left it at home ( There are too many reminders to forget to take it at home.)

Towel Island

The towel Island
Once upon a time there was and Island made up of or had the design of towels. People wore

towel shirts the sand was made up of towel shavings even showers were decorated with

towels. One day a person wanted to sell towels in a different country with a high cost for

towels and made over 2 billion dollars a day in profits due to the practically free towel

obtaining place on towel Island. More people copyied his idea and turned down to a rate of

5 dollars a day in profits. He had to sell his castle and survived for 5 years after that

but he lived in mad conditions. He wrapped himself in a towel and dug a hole where he

found more towels and slept on them. The winter was hard but later he did his best to grab

water from wells and tried to eat leftovers or butcher so animals and roast them in his

fireplace of unlimited fire the only thing he hadn't sold. He found that a bad person had

earnt a profit of 1.99999 billion dollars a day because everybody else who sold towels

also worked for him and were hired to give him all their money he bought unlimeted life

potions and but them on every body who was basically his slave so they wouldn't starve but

then all of those potions were gone. The unlucky person through the rest of his towels

high into the sky making letters come here for 100 trillion dollars. The rich person came

there and fell into a pit and was roasted fresh. The now lucky person ate him got his

money and freed his slaves without the leader the towel company fell and he earnt 2

billion a day again.

Fan

My computer uses a fan when it gets hot to keep going. Normally it takes a while before the fan starts up it goes in 4 increments the first is very quiet and slow. The second is louder and faster with constant breaks the third is the same as the second only louder the fourth rarely gets breaks.  It just goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! If you did it yesterday the fan and the fan was on stage 4 then you will get a stage 3 the next day and quickly go to stage 4.

Yesterday and the day before we went to Legoland it is a place I rarely go to like once a year. Yesterday I started doing a couple of rides where a worker said were really good then we went to another few rides that I liked last year. Soon it was time for lunch the lunch was pretty bad that day we barely liked it with things my mother also didn't like. Later we went to the water park and went into pools and slides having fun  later we did a build a boat which I failed to build a good boat 2 times. Later we went back to a line I thought was to long so we went to a nearby ride which had a shorter wait. We liked dinner better then repeatedly did a ride that had a very short line until the park closed. The next day we went to many long line rides for lunch we ate noodles. Dinner we ate sandwiches I liked them all and today we are not going again until tomorrow 

The time for thought

In a city far far away time is thought if you think really hard something strange will happen you cannot even picture how come this became what it is. A city with all types of weather at one second. This time the day went down and around and nothing makes sense no order or any type of emotions. This is a blank place but it wasn't always like this something strange happened.  One person in the city seemed to be unaffected he had emotions and order and sense. He knew exactly what happened being the only one who hadn't forgot. He told a group of students to follow him. To keep the city from falling everyday he must search for a blade of grass and an apple within the city boundaries which were rare in the city he needed to do the same thing every day or else the rest of the cities life and possibly even the world would be blasted away and be alone in a place with absolutely nothing. The students carried this tradition on and on passing  it to the next student and the next. Then one student had two students one liked destruction the other wanted to pass on traditions and be good. He needed to beat the other one he thought hard the one who thought harder would win due to the strangeness. He did it and whats more healed the city never having to do it again but every day since people got out grass and apples to celebrate this day.

The wind may blow 

stars may shine 

time may always go.

There may be many things

 that change overtime.

You can run or play dance sing or sit.

Have fun or throw a fit.

a friend may be anyone from a duck to a cow.

but after long times you may need to change.

You think at night trying to do what you need.

Alone you can feel and think to the depths of anything.

So close your eyes and imagine what it would be like if

you turned around and thought.

Switch on

The switch turns on
turning on dawn.
Night goes down as day comes up
other things will wake up like a pup

Soon noon will come
more drums wil drum
and then comes the afternoon
where people eat snacks like a prune.

In the evening we sit and eat
everybody takes a seat.
Altogether we start to dream
Who knows what will be in the dream?

Time machine

Most science fiction books have a point when a character travels through time. Time travel to the past is risky because a small action can really alter the future a lot because you don't know why something is important that can differ from the end of the world to miracles everyday. If a person breaks a jewel that would save the world in the future in the past the world would be a lot different. That makes it hard but however you can always fix your mistake by doing the right thing.

the playdate

Today my sisters friend came over to play it all started when I decided to put on a treasure hunt. I placed notes and treasure if they followed all the note instructions they would find the treasure then we played hide and seek we all got to count. Later we played capture the falg most of us had tricks up their sleeves like fake decoy flags. In the end we tied later we went out biking what a fun day.

Copy world

Once upon a time there was a Copycat. She had many copies of her self everyday she went to a 3 d printer cloning her self all the time. That made it fun to be everywhere all the time and when she was threatened. She called are her clones. Her daughter and son had the same ability soon a new spiecies evolved from cats. Then 500 years later the last Copycat came. All the other spiecies of cats were extinct and Copy cats were greatly endangered. The last copycat was the only real copycat the others were all clones that would dissapear if you touched them then the properties it shared with its clones would come back to the copy cat and it would regain properties if they cloned to much at one time all of them would just be mushy piles until they began to merge. The Copycats had to clone so much that the next desendants of copy cats looked more like melted Icecream than a cat. Eventually the next Ice age occured and they looked like Icecream. The numbers increased but they began to taste good so more natural preadators occured they all didn't like the cone so it stayed but they still needed to clone to survive and when they lost their shape they looked like waffles. After years and years new adaptations appeared. They began to look like liquid because of global warming they became a gas and that helped them because they didn't need shape so they cloned without any change their desendants still were invisible but solid. New technology however made people more interested and one person wanted the power of the copy cats. The copy cats had not been extint for about almost 1 Billion years. Scan detectors were built. Copycats lived long because they transfer their life to a clone and live on. The first Copycat weakened overtime through his clone travels and lost material each time it ran out of material and soon ended but many live an average of 750,000,000 years. Their long life makes a weak one a wise one. One human sucsess fully captured one and all of its clones and compressed it hard so all of its clones went to the original body. He let it lay there until it would die since it couldn't clone there. He died first. Then a little boy nearby noticed the poor cat and set it free. A little girl did a similar thing on a person who also compressed it the copycats let them stay with them and be happy. However soon the interested person came over with probe robots and covered their area with mines. They new not to move but they were smart they called their air ancestors who were half way through their life but were like air. They floated above and went to live in the clouds. New factories sprang up causing all copycats to be air. Eventually the nice people were given the copy status and the regular humans lost and eventually so did everything that wasn't copy. Eventually all the speicies were copy species and the world was named Copy world.

Coolmath

Sometime in the year I enjoy playing Coolmath. It always appears somewhere. Sometimes it is because it is one of the approved programs by most schools. Another reason is it is not only about math there are action, strategy, skill, money, logic and some games you probably are surprised about one of the is called yup rubik's cube is that surprising?

replace feature

The replace feature of the notepad
 Today I figured out that a program called notepad. The replace feature takes a word and edits a word for you. So if you figured you wrote all of what you were supposed to write pumpkin watermelon you could just go to replace and a screen that says find what and replace with both have a space were you can type after it for the find what bar write the word you accidently wrote for replace with write the word you wanted it to be. Then press replace all or replace. I just figure that every time I wrote notepad I wrote notebad I should replace it right now!

The tower

Once upon a time there was a giant who was cruel and mean. He was not like normal giants he was like a giant to giants. About 200 times bigger than regular giants who were 200 times bigger than humans. Another giant was kind. He was like a dwarf to humans. Half their size. Half of the regular giants were kind the other half was like the huge one. One day the giant giant wanted to wipe out all kind giants that will stop them from squishing humans and eating them as flat humans. The kind ones ate left overs from the cruel ones since they still ate humans but avoided killing them. Giants could only eat them. Around the same time the kindest one wanted to protect the humans and only eat ones that permitted them to. The mean army grabbed towers and used them to crush things. They were bad because. Humans jumped in the windows and hid. The other kind ones put fake grass and when the mean army went in they fell in lava. They sealed it up. Then took the giants out they wouldn't have to eat another human until the giants were all eaten up.

Fruits

Every day when I get home from school I like to eat fruits as snacks. Since last year I liked apples. Later I like peaches and nectarines in March this year I barely know the difference between the to. Now I like to eat plums. They are good and I still like apples, peaches, and nectarines

adventure through a river.

" Help! Help!" Yelled Mary. She was on a kayak by her self the current was pushing her foward and she would fall down a water fall.

  It all began when Mary's family was going boating on a stream. Mary chose a single kayak. Her younger sister , Annie and mother were on a  double and her older brother Jake was with his dad were also on singles. They were going through a stream to the colorado river they planed to go from Calafornia to Colorado. In the story there were two routes. One was wild but was 50 miles to the destanation the other was calm but was 500 miles to the end. They decided to take the wild one but 1 mile down she came across a dangerous situation now all she could do is to stop the current from pushing her the rest of the family was an eight of a mile behind. She rowed forward. To make her go backward  but the current was stronger she could only slow it down a bit.

 Luckily the rest of the family also got effected by the current and pulled her kayak back and to the shore and walked their boats across the water fall. They stopped found a fast food restraunt near by and then continure soon they were near the border of Nevada and Arizona. They ate when needed then suddenly. 25 miles toward the finish they came across another and walked noticed there were like 5 or 6 then Mary got back she realized those already giant waterfalls were just rapids and came across a huge she wasn't saved and the whole family plunged however they were lucky to drop into lifesuits in mid air. Saving their life unfortunally the kayaks went away.

    With 25 miles to go they had to walk and run following the stream. They followed for days after five miles the found a near by stream with a strong current but water only two feet deep they floated with there life jackets down and quickly for 15 miles they went and it only took 1 day! Unluckily they had to get out due to rocks blocking the way for days they walked when there was 2 miles left they hit a jungle tigers pounced barely surviving each pounce. Then they were trapped walls on one side tigers on the other they swiped them luckily they survived but went back 2 miles they walked 2 more miles and made sure not to get trapped but then got trapped again with a wall entirely made out of dragons both sides swiped meaning they flew up and onto an airplane. They had made it to colorado!

The test

 Today I was playing blind test type with my sister. I was typing random stuff. On the virtual notepad on my computer when my sister pulled a blanket on me. Then I made a mistake and she laughed.  Then we did it again I liked it. There are many ways to figure out which goes wear first of all I memorized everything in the first and third row meaning if I know where the second row is then I can do it. I also know that f and j have a tiny bump on them near the bottom So I did it!!!!

Kayaking

Today I went kayaking with my family. First I went with my father on a double kayak. We went all over the place and into weeds during that time I learned the basics of moving and turning. Then my sister wanted to get on so I went alone on a single  raced my friend and figured another way to turn and slow down. Soon I had to go back but it was all very fun. Then I went on a triple outrigger boat. It could fit 18 people! We rowed and rowed it was stll fun then we had to go home.

Triplets

Once upon a time there were triplets of brothers one liked food the most in the world. Another liked electronics the last liked school. The most in the world. The two that didn't like school were the closest of friends. Once the Electronic loving brother named Foody with his best friend who loved food Electronicky. Hatched a plan Schooly had the best grades and his mother rewarded him with all of the electronics and food he wanted. Schooly hid them in places and only downloaded school apps and went to school websites he got healthy foods and threw the unhealthy ones away. Electronicky snuck into Schooly's bedroom and eavesdropped on Schooly overhearing that Schooly hid something near the ceiling. The triplets house was a five story house The first floor had all the things they needed floor two belonged to Schooly's bedroom and their parent's the other people slept at floor three School's study was in the fourth and the twins' hideout was on fifth. Foody crashed through the ceiling with a fruit gun and stole every electronic you could think about. Electronicky used his electric drill. You've probably noticed Foody uses food to get electronics and Electronicky uses electronics to get food. Foody was named Foody because he bought food with his Allowance but secretly loved Electronics.

Once upon a time there was a house the house was owned by the animal who won the the competition the competition was about everything. From sports to behavior to academics the winner got to stay in the house for one year until the next one. Then it would have to win again to keep the house. The winner for a long time was a turtle. The cheetah was good at sports. The fox was good at academics and the squirrel had the best behavior. The other contestants were so so except the snail. The turtle couldn't compete again because he was old and died. The competition was fierce the snail did his best it had been practicing and practicing and practicing. Also studying and studying. While practicing to be good. It was very hard. It wanted to give up then the other animals teased him forcing him to do his best and made him try harder and win. He won the next and the next then he died and an even worse participant won the only thing is the winner is the won who worked the hardest.

There once was a dog
who lived with a hog
and together they played happily

Suddenly a frog
jumped out of its log
and happily shouted, "Hello!"

Then the dog and the hog
replied to the frog,
"Hello!!"

They ran and ran
to the beach where they saw someone tan.
Then from the beach a crab asked to join.

The frog said, "Yes"
They played together
Soon they were happy.

At a moment a bird lunged at the hog
who was slow
Then the hog said, "Yikes!!!"

Then suddenly with a pause
the frog found the cause
it wasn't a bird it was a plane!

Then after that
Everybody sat
then they all laughed for 10 more years.