The cats

 Once upon a time there were two cats. One was kind and and very poor, a slave to a dog. The other cat had purr-fect behavior and looks. One day they met each other. "Why are you wearing... nothing?" asked the rich cat. "I'm can't afford anything!" replied the poor cat. The next day, the rich cat gave the poor cat a nice looking robe. The poor cat's master took it away from his slave. The poor cat with her kind-nature let him take it. The poor cat received robe after robe and the master sold each. They thought up of a plan. The rich cat almost sacrificed all his riches and the slave owner became so rich, but then citizens started crowding in the store to buy all the robes and other stuff he collected from the poor cat. Due to the many customers,  he ran out of stock. No one went to his store because they never had what they needed. He owed money to the landlord and advertisers. He sold away his slave to the rich cat and the rich cat set the poor cat free. The two pets lived happily ever after.

Jokey Donkey

Essay Joke: Two people were about to hike up a mountain. One said to the other, "Make sure you fill up your backpack with water... lots of it." Halfway up the mountain the mountain the first guy said, "Dude I'm thirsty can you get me some water?" The second person said,"I brought water but I didn't have enough room to fit lots of it!" The first person said,"Then give me some." The second guy said,"Sorry, I drunk it all."

Book- Author pronunciation joke: Chess championships by Grandma Ster
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
My name is
My name is who?
Can I come in already, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The five main starters of questions are "how, why, when, which, and um..."
The five main starters of questions are how, why when which, and um... who?
There you completed my sentence!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get back to his own side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he didn't want to be called a chicken anymore.
How do you cross a road without ever not being on a road?
Drive across an intersection!

Why didn't the book have a sequel?
The sequel wasn't published yet!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
It was the last book!

Funny Conversations

Person 1:You're so Gullible
Person 2: I am!?
Person 1: Yep you totally are.
Person 2: How, I don't get it.
Person 1: You are gullible to believe that you are gullible
Person 2: I don't get... Ohhhhh!

Jeff: My name is Jeff
Jack: Hi Jiff.
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not Jiff
Jack(thoughts): Oh you said "Jeff not Jiff"
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: MY NAME IS Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: Oh never mind you're impossible.

Jill: I'm hungry
Sophia: Hi hungry.
Jill: No! I mean that I'm hungry, feed me
Sophia: Hi hungry feed me.
Jill: Hungry is not my name
Sophia: Then what is?
Jill: My name is...
Sophia gets up and slaps Jill's face
Jill: OW!
Sophia: Hi OW!
Jill: From now on and for the rest of eternity my name is ...
Sophia jumps up and kicks Jill.
Jill: You're so mean
Sophia: Hi You're so mean.
Jill: Grr

Mark: Mom, how old are you?
Mom: Exactally...
Meanwhile, 5 minutes earlier
Student: What is Pi?
Teacher:...(teacher goes on and on for 4 minutes 55 sec.) It is exactally...
Mom hears it and loves math so she says pi to 50 digits Mark didn't hear the "point" and told his classmates about how old his mother is.

Principal: Student, you have missed yesterday, a school day.
Student: Yesterday was a school day?
Principal: Of course it is
Student: Well if you look at this calendar
Principal: It says today isn't a school day!?
Principal ponders that thought while student runs off
Principal: wait a second this is 2014 not 2015. STUDENT!!!
The next day... Student's Name   please report to the office
Principal: You tricked me!
Student: No if you look very closely...
The student runs off.
Then next day ... Student's name  Report to the office IMMEDIATELY!
Principal: Explain why you ran off!
The student shrugged
Principal: This behavior is unacceptable do you know who would have been worried: Your mom, dad, teacher...(the principal keeps talking while the student runs away.)
The very next day ... STUDENT'S NAME  DASH TO THE OFFICE ITS NOW OR NEVER!
Principal: Promise to me you will never do this again
Student: OK
The next two days the student stays home two days in a row
Principal: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Student: What did I do?
Principal: You promised not to do it and you did it
Student(laughing): Yesterday was Sunday!!!*
Principal: You planned this?

*He skipped school Monday talked the first time Tuesday; he talked again Wednsday, Thursday, and Friday.

Base Builders (part 1)

Once upon a time in a world far away,  there was a place filled with wildlife it was far from civilization. Then people started building bases and attacked each other. They had afraid refugees seek shelter in the bases. One base was so poorly defended not a single person attacked it. It was owned by the Forest Tribe and inherited to the person in the main family of the clan. They actually owned little of the Forest which was owned by the Jungle Tribe. Then it was inherited by Simon Forest. He recognized how to make it better and stuffed holes with cheap materials so the base was actually safe from arrows despite taking 35 hits in total. 20 if used by a sword 5 if an axe. It had 6 inhabitants. He tempted a nearby village with 20 villagers to attack. They had arrows and needed 35 hits to break a hole and actually come in. The six tribe members used the situation to their advantage and killed 15 villagers and the other surrendered and became members of the tribe. Simon added a side to the left to make more space he then added a farm surrounded with a fence so 3 people could farm and supply food. They had leftovers and now had enough money to replace the materials with better ones which could take 70 arrow hits 40 sword hits and 10 axe hits. They also bought more land to increase the general size and make a wall with four towers where people can sleep inside the walls. In the courtyard of the walls was the farm which could fit 5 people. More refugees came and it gained popularity. It improved faster than other villages and quickly became a city. Rival powerful villages were ignorant to that fact and kept fighting each other. Soon the city conquered the entire forest and became groups of cities. Other cities also conquered small villages and took over their entire terrain. They still fought each other as the forest tribe took over their small cities. Even when they learned about it they neglected it because they all feared if they focused on the small villages they would lose the fight. So small cities rebelled and created a group that focused on destroying bigger cities. It had pact with the forest tribe. By the time the war was won and all the terrain was for the desert tribe it was small as the small cities eventually ate it up and changed its name to the axes tribe and started fighting the forest and lost. The forest tribe ruled that world... until it was attacked by other worlds. 

A night with my sister

Slowly, in the silent night.
The room is frozen in silence.
Up til 12, a single light.
From a sleeping girl and a boy.
Counting coins all night long.
A single song,
makes the whole thing start again.
Which night is this?
The night I write a poem.
Which Poem?
This.

game theory

For many reasons, I think that most games are a "the more you play the better you get" style. However, it makes the game seem fun at first but boring when you think about it. In multi-player games there is more competition. Even in some math games it is also this style. The only other style is a repetition type which is normally waiting and goes on and on usually getting harder and having high scores. You can get better advantages but in general you need skill.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Uprgaded

New items:

Fire: Fire beats paper and grass but loses to water. Hand signal: make a diamond with hands.

Water: Water beats rock and Fire but loses to grass. Hand signal: curve hand upward to represent waves.

Grass: Grass beats scissors and water but loses to fire. Hand signal:  put up three fingers.

Basic Elemental Destroyer: beats all basic elements (fire, water, grass) loses to rock, paper, scissors, wind,lightning or iron. Hand signal put hands together as if about to clap.

Normality: beats rock paper or scissors. Loses to any element( basic or advanced). hand signal: with one hand show scissors the other paper and the scissor cutting the paper.

Wind (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form( meaning the first time it does nothing but second time shows its effects beats everything except grass and rock. Note: if someone does grass or rock when you do wind on your first reload you lose. If they do grass or rock when you do wind on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: make wind with your hands.
Lightning (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form, beats everything except fire and paper. Note: if someone does fire or paper when you do lightning on your first reload you lose. If they do fire or paper when you do lightning on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: form claws with your hands.
Iron (Classified as advanced element) takes two turns to form, beats everything except water and scissors. Note: if someone does water or scissors when you do iron on your first reload you lose. If they do water or scissors on the second reload it is a tie. Also you do not have do the second reload directly after the first. Hand signal: grab both hands together so it looks like a giant rock.
Advance bug: Beats all advanced elements loses to anything else except for Basic Elemental destroyer and Normality. Hand signal; hold up two fingers and do bunny ears.
Please add any new ones you would like to add in the comments.

Overlook

Once upon a time there were two girls. One was named Inferred the other was named Ultraviolet. They both were funny. To most people they looked strange. However they had a strange way of solving problems. One day, a crazy person attacked a building. They found out and did the most crazy thing that most people would have overlooked: Make a joke. They saved the building. They had lots of cool ways to solve problems. Over time, they were respected as great solvers and new to always try something simple before other things.

The notebook conquest

Once upon a time there was a notebook. It saw everything and everything on it was a picture of the world. It was useful for commanders because they could see if the enemy was hiding something. It was also good for firefighters and police so they can find hidden items or people. So it was prized to everyone.  However, the notebook cannot be edited. If a page was even touched the person who touched it would have bad luck until they are unable to touch it again. Later by studying the notebook one person realized that it told what would happen one second before it did. When someone studied it 5 years later they realized the stuff in the book happened 1 minute before it did. 5 years later an hour, then 60 hours, then 3,600 hours, each time it increased by 60. Later, people did not like how it was 100% unchangeabley correct of what will happen years later. They burned it and hoped it would be gone however one person got a glance that a person would use it 5,000,000 years in the future and passed it down. Over time the secret was passed down. It was later revealed someone accidentally created one 5,000,000 years in the future with a one second interval. It became a cycle of new notebooks and burnings. One, day people were fed up and abandoned the area. This happened as a slow process new areas being deserted and then people lived on a small island many people died off and the entire human population became 500. The notebook started to take over when suddenly a person went to protect his friends from the menace of thought and was hit in the head in the process. He woke up and realized it was just a dream.

The Backpack Pownables

Once upon a time, there was a school. In the school were 4 best friends: Abcde, Fghij, Klmnop, and Qrstuvwxyz. One day, they were being bullied. Suddenly all four backpacks shrank to the size of an ant then when the bullies were about to pummel them the backpacks turned into a normal size and went crazy saving the four friends. While the friends were still wondering what had happened the backpacks started moving on their own and at certain moments almost crashed but miraculously dodged it. They eventually headed toward the outskirts of town and saw a building a sign read, "Backpack Pownables Training Area" They met a person who called himself "Mister Backpacker" He told them about Backpack Bully prevention which was the use of backpacks for protection. He told them that people may pay them for saving them and gave them all roller backpacks he told them that they would eventually get better at it and taught them a few moves. The next day they used skills and earned money. They learned about strategies like strapping on rockets or putting in weight. Soon they had good super backpacks they were heroes and loved backpacks ever since.

The coded world

Once upon a time there was a world where everything of high level intelligence was spoken in code. Beyond 8th grade academics was spoken in code. If someone tried to pass along any supposed to be communicated code info they, for unknown reasons would get sick and the words would sound like they were in a code. The more times done the more severe the illness was. Over time, people learned to live by it and people were often prized for ability to encipher and decipher codes. Most of these people were peaceful, but some took advantage of their ability to win wars and make things go their way. They often tried to destroy other people good at codes to rule. They often failed and were punished severely. One time, however one managed to become the only one and easily conquered the world. He established a system that whenever one baby with code talent was born he took custody of him/her he tried to either turn them or if not loyal to him by age 12 would be executed. He forced a couple of scientists to make all his children have the same abilities. This repeated and before their first child was born the current ruler of the world would have children with the same ability. The family reign lasted for 1299 years before the downfall. It started with a child named ice cream. At age he was sent to the palace for the code process. He refused to go with it and resisted until he was 11 years and 363 days old.  Then he decided to escape. One day he saw his chance during lunch he noticed the window was open. He ran out of the lunch room... and was chased by a legion of guards. When he peered down he saw it was at least 2,000 feet down but the vigorous guards kept chasing with swords, spears, and clubs. The seconds ticked by second after second was wasted when the guards were so close that a sword could've impaled him he jumped right down... into the moat. The guards looked out the window and laughed jeering about how stupid Ice Cream was. Despite the fact that they were very interested, right after the guards stopped looking a downright dumb guard threw a rope to try to whip Ice Cream. At that moment Ice Cream caught the rope and started spinning in circles knowing if he let go at the wrong time he would go flying when the guard was tired and let go Ice Cream threw the rope around his waist and for some reason got tied there he knew now he would fall and break a couple of bones but then he threw the guard up into the air and went flying with him luckily they landed in some bushes out of sight and survived. Ice Cream took the guard and dragged it along until he found his home village. He left the guard in custody of the police and told his parents all about life in the palace. Ice cream shared his skills with everyone to beat the king and now had a much more fair system to live and the code curse was gone.

Write Blog to play chess

Lately, I have been playing in chess tournaments. I really like to play chess, but, however my mother says I can't go unless I behave well about writing in my blog and playing piano. Likewise, I often hope I will get better and like to watch videos about chess tactics. Every day, I hope that at the end of the week my mom will let me go. Also, since other people play chess on Thursdays I can only watch and wait for Sunday to come.

The secret base

Once upon a time there were two kids. They liked acting out games in real life. Their interest started when they built a tree house with their farther. They modified it a lot and it became the most treasured tree house in the neighborhood. They built a bunch of tree houses and connected each house with tension bridges secured by sets of ropes. This allowed a system of leaving a house easily. As the kids became better engineers the tree house system connected cities. Many people thought of these bridges as a pedestrian walkway similar to a subway but provided a view. Some families would try to walk across countries sleeping and eating at the tree house "stations." Certain people even created restaurants that spanned across a couple of bridges with the main kitchen in a building and waiters delivering food. The bridge network often went over major hotels and were connected with them. Later, more and more big cities adopted the bridge network. However none had trees tall enough to match the height of skyscrapers. The children of this city thought that they could place the bridge out at a lower level to connect with the skyscrapers. As technology grew the bridges were as cheap as possible but also as strong as possible.  The bridge was so good that people began to set tolls if people wanted to enter at a certain entrance. Now, buildings were not only priced for their quality but also the number of bridges that intersected at the station. Generally, the bridges followed the routes of freeways or highways. Sometimes, smaller bridges were funded by building owners to increase the number of bridges intersecting. It later had great organization so that only certain routes would be tolled. Certain cities also developed around bridge stations they were often named after the children originally with this idea.

Writing Daily

Now, from this point on I will try my best to write posts more often. I can feel like this is my first post in this blog because the statistics are different. I know some people may keep checking for new things. I hope again to get into the habit of writing at least one post daily. I really want to have a month where many people see my blog and it will rise up again.

A girl and dog

One day a girl fell off her bike;Her knee scraped the ground.
The impact made a sound,
It made a dog run
It ran right into a gun.
The gun fired into a fake face
The dog ran in a faster pace.
It bumps into a wall.
Suddenly, the girl gets back up from the ground.
She started making more sound;
The dog loved it and barked.
The dog was healed.
The girl adopted the dog,
and they played in the field.

The Vegetable Monster

  Once upon a time there were a bunch of vegetables each were tired of being food for animals. They bunched together and scared small animals like rats. However rabbits weren't scared and half the time couldn't even see the vegetables that were all piled up. To larger animals the vegetable pile was crushed and became the original build up vegetables and were the next thing the large animals saw. One day a carrot stowaway-ed into a plane and landed at a huge carrot farm the carrots joined together many ways and figured out how to poke holes into each other and stick. The carrots were so big that the farmer thought it was a Scarrotrow and didn't terminate it. The design was so good that animals promised carrots freedom and other vegetables copied their strategy.

The clock

Once upon a time there was a clock. It showed the time on the sky every hour. This clock never left its post and couldn't escape the city by even an inch. One day, news arrived in town about a clock paradise and clocks could do anything. The clock of that town, Chloe heard the news and began planning for its trip.The day it tried to leave a human boy caught it running away. They had a conversation and the two became friends. The boy named Chirstopher, ran off with the clock in his had to try to escape his unhappy home. The clock left city limits because it counted as the boy's personal belongings. The pair survived and saved each other many times and arrived at a paradise. They couldn't find the clock paradise but decided to build one.

The pixie warriors

Once upon a time there was a land of fairies. Pixies were undervalued and were often attacked by other fairy tribes. However, the pixies could often find shelter in places. One small area of land is off limits to any fairy other that pixies. The top graduates from pixie college work to keep the barrier up. Pixies have been safe because not everyone wants to fight them. Some are neutral and others protect them. Corny and Jokey are two pixies. They want to be prepared to defend the pixie safety village from attack. However they would have to do it in secret or provoke other tribes to attack them before defenses are ready. They went around town asking pixies to join the club. The council of pixies, however, found out and forbade it because they don't think that other tribes are going to attack, and they don't want to convince them that.  Of the recruits they found were, Picture, Wanda, Arrowed, Swordy, and Fighter. They were the only recruits that remained loyal after finding out the many risks and laws that would be broken. Each had their own weapons that they created by their selves. They didn't do much damage and their hideout couldn't hold out. They progressed very quickly training each day. Their base grew better but every day they became afraid of attack more and more. One day they were spotted by other tribes. The attacks were held off and they became heroes and the pixis no longer feared attack.

The tennis ball

The tennis ball soared through the air and a family of tennis balls watched from one of the worst seats ever in the world. The littlest tennis ball in the family wanted to be the tennis ball of a championship game. When he got home he went searching for a player that would support him. He was rejected again and again till he got found by a poor family he secretly talked to a little  boy in the family who loved tennis but couldn't get a single ball. So the tennis ball became his ball. The boy made his own racket and practiced very long. Soon, the boy played in a park and was spotted by a tennis teacher. He suggested he take free tennis classes. So, he ended up with that teacher and soon he earned lots of awards. His job was a tennis player people enjoyed him and gave him free tickets to a championship. the boy accidentally dropped his favorite tennis ball straight into the court and the players there played with it instead. When they got home the tennis ball got his dream fulfilled and the little boy was happy he helped.