Naming

   In a general sense, why should any one care about your name?? Why does it make such a big difference what your name is, but, because names are so important, you still give names to random things. Why do I need to give things names? Names don't do anything. However, they can make people feel different ways. IT IS TIME TO END THIS. BYE$ (put there for random reasons)

Word repasting

   There is so much to do, but I am not able to do anything right now, half the time, even typing doesn’t work. So yeah, it took 10 minutes, just for the internet to switch on. NOOOOOOO now I know my mom won’t like this. It just sounds really lazy to my mom. Once she said that my intros are useless. Oh,  I should get to other things. Bye, and sorry mom. 

Title

   I called it that, because I basically have to, how many title less blogs do you want to see anyway? So I called it "title".

   I just wrote some random stuff, that is ultimately, stupid. Now I'm just blabbing all over the place. WHAT AM I DOING???? Why am I JUST TYPING STUFF TO MAKE THIS LONGER, MY MOM DEFINITELY WILL NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE'LL HATE IT EVEN MORE. MY STUPID THING IS FULL OF NOTHING. BUT I HAVE NO TOPIC, I'M JUST WASTING SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least I finished, right?

Skip the hard part, skip the hard part. Oh, hi, today I have no topics, and no idea how to get a topic that my mom will write. So instead, I'll write a story. I know, I haven't in a long, long time.  So I'll do the easy parts first, such as ... labeling this as a story, check! Wasting time, check! Getting side tracked,  check! Getting comfortable, check! Wasting more time, check! Okay, now I'm done with all that. I will write ... 9 cats,  the sequel.

So after all the cats were dead, the mice celebrated, no more cats to hammer their heads! So they explored the cat's house, and they found lots and lots of treasure. The explorers did not want to share. So they hid their findings. However, the news was eventually leaked out. Every mouse soon wanted some of it, and all the treasure got spent. Now, however, the mouse built a "huge city", complete with predatory defense. All cats stayed away, the ones who didn't didn't get closer than 3 cat lengths to the city. Then one day the birds arrived, and it turns out the mice weren't prepared, but they ran, gathered all the mice in the world and built a new city, with air defense. Then all the cats and birds came and charged, the cats were smashed by hammers, and the birds ran away. The mouses won again!

The poem that makes no sense

It is poem day.
so anything that rhymes may.
pay, lay, tray, lei
all go no need, hey.

??? I don't get it
Are you sure, not one bit?
Yes, I know that little bit.
Okay, where do you not get it.

The whole thing, just rhymes, it doesn't make sense.
What??? That makes you dense.
Why, you currently don't make any "cents"
So why should I care what happened is already past tense.

Now you are speaking right
Well duh, but it ain't black and white
No slang you say shall be right
How do you still remember? hang on tight!!!

What?
QUIET! CASHEW NUT!
But ...  but ...
Quiet, or this won't ever be cut

Cut what?
Cut short nut.
It can't go forever, "but"
Yes it can, "nut" who said "but"

No it can't, "but" who said "'nut' who said 'but'"
I can do that too, "nut"
Sure I can too, "but"
Yes it can "nut" who said ""but" who said "nut" who said "but""

See, I'm right, forever it cannot go on.
Yeah, you're right it will not go on.

How [not] to please my mom

It is always easier to skip the title. I think it will make things 10000% easier. When you can forget that you have topic constraints, you can pretty much write anything your imagination takes you. Today I plan to talk about my approach.

When I write my blog, I never can get my mom to like it. I think I am just typing random things, and trying to be funny. However, I think if I be a little more serious and do some planning, things could be a lot easier, well no, I could just please my mom more often.  I just finished my topic, normally I would try to save my self by switching topics, and rambling on and on. However, today, I will spend time thinking about it more. Oh, yeah, that is another thing, I have a list on how I write bad blogs:

1. I just want to get it done, without thinking about how good it is
2. I start my topic, I don't have anything to write, or it is too short
3. I switch and think if I be funny everything will be all write to write.
4. I fail, badly.

Well, that is how not to make my mom happy.

THAT IS IT, I HATE TITLES! I AM NOT DOING A TITLE TODAY! I hate titles, I wish I could just write a poem. What? Oh, yeah, I should right a poem, I mean rite a poem, I mean ...

There was a cat
It had a hat,
it ran from the mat
and said hi to a rat.

The rat ran away
The cat cried astray
A horse came and went neigh
and asked the cat to catch its prey

the cat said no
the horse then did a throw
the cat was not very slow
the rat needed to go

but the cat ruined its day
the cat had a horrible May
the horse ruined his day
and the happy horse said, "neigh!"

Catch on

I have nothing to write about. I do have an idea, but it is too short for it to turn this into a "quality post." My mom says she reads my blog every single day. I feel like, no matter what I write, it will be really bad. I remind myself that I have pleased her since she started making me write "quality posts", once. I try to copy what I did, but I never get it right.

Oh, by the way, did you notice how my titles are weird lately, it is because with no topic, my title is related to the topic of the intro.

Anyway, back to my original topic. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have anything else to write on it! Yep, I can't do this without writing a story or a poem

Busy day

Is today a very busy day? I think so, so far I have not been required to do much. Eventually though, I know the stuff will build up. Right now, I don't want to do anything, I want to wait. I really want to do the fun stuff first. Today, I have to do piano, and really almost nothing else. Yet, because I'm wasting time, it feels like I have a whole lot to do. I'm also under pressure to finish things before my dad comes home.

Another problem, WHAT WILL MY TOPIC BE TODAY, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!! Actually, my main problem is I can't think of a good topic. I mean, I can write about little mouses or something. Hmm, maybe this idea will impress her...

So I remember my first post, 9 cats. I will talk about mouses today! Not real mouses, ... duh, but the ones in my story. These mouses were very smart. They outsmarted the cats. Now when I look back it, I think it is very funny. I want to write another story, soon, maybe in 5 days, no make that 7 years... 

My goal of 20

   This month my mom challenged me to write 20, I waited to long, I may have to write 2-3 posts each day to reach that goal. It will be hard, but I think I have to. So, I will write 20 blogs, if possible. This is my second blog of the day, but I have no topic. So I will think hard, and waste time, until I finally have an idea.

20 posts is actually very hard, I have about 6 days left. WHY DID I WRITE THAT??? I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE, and this blog is getting weirder, and less "quality" Oh, maybe I should quit before it gets worse.

7 in March

My mom just commented how I only wrote 7 blogs in March, so what, Now I have EIGHT!! Yes, mommy, I'll make sure you know I wrote more than seven in march.

Today is the first day of my Spring Break! Next week, I have no school, today I also don't have to go to Chinese School, and not next week either. So, I have high hopes this spring break, normally we go on a failed vacation, I want this time to be perfect! This is the start, I hope today will be a good day. So hard ... I feel like I don't have a lot of time.

Off track

   I haven't written very many blogs recently, but mostly because I didn't finish them, and after the day I wrote it, most of the information is outdated, this blog may not actually be published, but I will try. There are many reasons this situation can happen, one reason, is I get distracted, and don't finish, other times I can't, and I don't want to make it up, I am also under the pressure of my mom looking at it, and it is bad, I wrote this for one reason, to clear up, I will write some more.

30 minute warning

   Sound familiar? Well, yes, today I have to write this in thirty minutes. I did that in my post about hiking called "hikeing", but whatever, basically, I have to write it in thirty minutes. Of course, it is possible, but after many complaints from my mom that my blogs are too "messy and simple", that may not be as easy as it normally is for me, added to the fact I want to do other things after finishing.

   Speaking of challenges, my mom has a challenge for us. My sisters and I have to be as good as we can be, the best behaved child at the end of the week gets to eat at a restaurant - and only them. This makes us pretty motivated to do things. Oh great, now I don't know what to write anymore, I don't even know what my topic is! Oh well, I guess I will just do challenges, but I don't have any other challenges to write about! Well, except the no-stopping-for-more than-5-seconds-to-stop-and-think-challenge, but if I have no topic to write about then that will be almost useless to write about! I'll just brainstorm some challenges real quick.

  Still nothing ...
Nothing
Nothing
Oh, I got one, I will use this in the future too, "type a thing that is not a poem that my mom will still like."

Restart ... please wait

    Sorry, before I may write more you must wait about 9 minutes. 9 minutes later, I'm sorry I miscalculated, that will be about 20 more minutes. 20 minutes later, that will be an extra three minutes. 3 minutes later, READY! me, "WHATEVER!!! YOU TOOK SO LONG, NOW I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANY MORE!!!"   Anyway, today I had major delays, this took so long to finish loading, and then I had some more problems, and arguments, and yeah, it is true, I barely want to write anything right now anyway, SO FRUSTRATING.

    Now I have to think of something to write, no, it should be something stupid, so when I look back at this post, I would know I had a bad day, never mind, that has been taken care of. So while I'm typing this, I my mom is sitting next to me on her phone. I'm so sleepy, daylight saving time is sooo annoying. Ugh, now I have to sleep one hour earlier than usual, I'm already wayyyyyyy past my new bedtime of ... 9:00 P.M. Whatever, you must wait again, just kidding, I don't know how to end this, I want to got to sleep already!!! Wait, I know, goodbye. Nah, that is to simple, wait I mean too simpel, wait I mean .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... zzz

Write a poem

As many people can see,
and all will glee,
this is not a poem,
because I broke the rhyme.

What rhymes with poem?
I'm not sure.
I can check on rhyme.com
but I checked that before, and all work as much as "bomb"

So this isn't a poem
but I'll try my best
I'll type it up
and I hope I will finish this up.

hikeing

Don't bother with the title. I have to write this in half an hour or less.  So, I will try my type without stopping method to easily write long blog posts. I cannot stop to rest my fingers for more than three seconds and I will (read: try) to not keep myself in the challenge by thinking while I constantly type something than backspace it and repeat it just so I can think while being "productive". So yeah, I shall begin about my hiking trip today.

This is my second intro, 'cause I didn't want to put this in my first. I know, I have like 9 posts called "Hiking.", but this one is different, A: I have an intro (well two) B: I misspelled the title, and C: I didn't capitalize the first letter. Hooray! I wrote all this in four minutes, compared to sometimes I type one sentence in thirty minutes. Now on with the main post.

So today I went "hikeing" with my mom. I wanted challenge us so we decided to take a longer route than usual. Along the way, we talked about somethings, like my grades. This is different than many long hiking trips I take. (long meaning more than an hour; most of the time with a couple friends.) We always have to stop to take pictures, not this time, we sped right through. My mom talked about a novel she was planning to write. We turned back at 10:00. The way back was a lot quieter. I promised to do things. Then we went home.

Wow. The intros were longer than my post, oh well, bye.

Finally

Today I got my first paid game! I used a gift card I earned from an auction. Anyway, I wanted this game for a long time. I'm happy I actually got it, I was worried about taxes and all that. So yeah, (my new favorite words), I'm pretty happy today.

Now I want to talk about my blog. Sometimes I like it, other times, I think it is a waste of time. I mainly like it, because I can post my opinions for other people to see (I just loved attacking Common Core), so anytime I want to give my viewpoint on an opinion, I hop right in and write my blog post about it. I also know I haven't done a lot of other types recently (all journals with an intro), so maybe I'll go for a story sometime. I discovered (When I was labeling this post), that I have had over 20 labels! I will try something new next time, you'll see.

Follow through

   Yeah, yeah, today I'm typing random stuff. I don't have much to write. I will keep on typing like I always do to find something interesting, but I CAN'T , there is nothing!!! Well, eventually I will find something, it will take a long time, no just kidding, it might take a long time. So yeah, I don't know what to write, so I'll follow through with the intro until I have an idea. I also don't feel like stopping to think about it, because the more I wait, the more tense and bored I'll get. Maybe I'll talk about my eating habits.

     I always forget things my parents tell me the day before, well, not forget but not following the advice, "You have a spoon, so use it." or "Remember to put the bowl in the dishwasher." Also, I very picky, I don't eat anything that I don't recognize, and I definitely do NOT eat certain vegetables. I like dessert and fried foods. Yummy! So I'll just follow through, maybe someone will comment about my eating habits. I don't care about posting them, I'm proud of them (up to a certain level), bye!

Be Discreet

Hi, I wanted to talk about being sneaky. are you sneaky? When you try not to be sneaky you aren't as sneaky, strange, right? A lot of other things affect your sneakiness. One of the sadder ones, is that the longer you be sneaky without being caught, the more likely you are to get caught.

I have just decided that is the intro, even though the title says otherwise, because ... reasons. I'm not going to tell you them. I just think that I don't have much to write about about the above topic. So yeah, I should do this more often. Anyway, now I don't have much to write here, OH NO! Well, this always happens, I'll just have to deal with it. Maybe I'll talk about math. I have an entire math book in my room. I just don't know. I have to do it a lot. I don't though. (You know what is coming next) Oh well, bye.

Back on track

Horrible, just HORRIBLE. I probably haven't written in a week :C. I'm so sorry, well, I was just too busy, just kidding, it will be a lot more busier next week, or next year. The title is just a lazy title, sorry. Also, I don't have a body idea, just an intro idea, maybe I should just call my intro my main post. This is all about getting my posts back on track, which happens (recently) every two weeks, that is just sad.

Anyway, (Yay I do have a main post), actually ... I can't think of much, I just had an average day, a nice day at the park and an afternoon shopping.