The muffin man and girl

Once upon a time there were muffin man and girl who liked to travel. One day a person saw a newspaper that said "eat the muffin man". Then when they traveled, people wanted to eat them but they couldn't. People said "Run, run as fast as you can, we are going to chase you and we are fast". The muffin man and girl teased back "run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch us and we are muffins". So the muffins got it right so they stayed. They said "never get us". Then a wolf ate the muffin girl. The ginger bread man and the muffin man kept saying "Run, run as fast as you can and try to catch us". They bumped and then they got eaten.