Funny chess book

Today I read a funny chess book about two brother and sister twins  learning about chess. They loved to fight so they always got in trouble then while they were walking home that day they saw a sign about joining the chess army. At first they were scared to go.  Then the manager said there were evil aliens taking over the world.  They had to be smart and brave to join. At first the boy was braver and the girl was smarter. But gradually through their lessons everything flipped now the boy was smarter and the girl was braver. The thing that made a big change was their roles everyone new because in this game the king commands the army.  So he eventually had practice to be smarter.  The girl was the queen in that game so she had to be brave. On the day of the battle against the aliens if they lost they would all die.  So they studied hard. So here is what had happened. The earth army lost the toss meaning that they chose heads and it landed on tails or they chose tails and it landed on heads. Which ever one it was the earth army was black. Which you know goes last. So here is the recording of the battle. White pawn to E4 black pawn to E5. The aliens thought that kids weren't smart in this case so they tried Scholar's mate AKA The four move check mate.  The queen moved to H5. To me there are two ways to counter that part. I actually made a mistake they used the safe way which was bishop first so it looked like something totally different. Here are my to ways to counter move the g pawn to g6 or move knight to f6. They chose g6. The alien army still had a trick they thought they were lucky and they wouldn't be lucky twice in a row. So they moved queen to f3 which is still aiming at the f7 pawn.  Now this time they countered with Nf6.Then the pawn moved to g4 and hoped to get to g5 and threaten the knight force it to move away or try.  Then hit f7 which is still the target.They played knight to D4 attacking the queen. While at the same time trying to get a fork on the king and rook. The queen retreated to D1 trying To defend the C2 pawn. They attacked another free pawn with the night on E4. The knights were now in the center. The alien king tried to force out the knight by moving the f pawn to f3.  Which also let up a little diagonal to check the king. So the queen moved to h4 Check! The king had to move to f1 then queen to f2 Checkmate! Then the king died.