The 101 rules

Once upon a time there was a school with the most complicated set of rules. Most rules were not important at all. It took 45 minutes to explain them all "Rule 1 no slightly smelly, sticky, or stinky clothing. Rule 2 no smelly, sticky, or stinky clothing. Rule 3 very smelly, sticky, or stinky clothing. Rule 4 ... " Said Mrs. G. , The principal by the time she got to Rule 99 everyone was complaining. "Why not even slightly?" asked a short, blond hair, boy.  "I like bubble gum I put it all over my clothing and stretch it in shapes." Said a tall, brown hair, girl  Why?! What?! No fair! said the kids. Then she made up another rule, "Rule 100 no complaining." At break no one had fun they were scared to run because if they tripped accidentally they might get slightly smelly.  Then during lunch a bully dropped chewing gum on someone and the someone was sent to Mrs. G.'s office. He explained why it was hard to follow every rule. She then said, "Rule 101 we will now have the same rules as other schools."