Once upon a time there was a cockroach this cockroach was very lonely but very talented. As the loneliest cockroach in the world not a single could acknowledge his ability and the cockroach sung lonely songs of sadness. The people who lived near her cockroachy house hated her sounds and called the cockroach Greennoying. Greennoying liked that name and used it in her songs. She learned the languages of many nearby animals and was fluent in 35 different animals' languages all of the species and subspecies included. She translated her songs into all the languages, and one song she called, "Human language" was filled with insults to humans but when translated (somehow) the words got blurred up and it seemed like pure flattery to the language an animal heard it in except humans saw it with many, many, insults. "You're so dumb you made a scarecrow instead of shooting the crow. To a pig that doesn't know how to build with straw heard, "Ouya areyay osay umbday ouya ademay ayay carecrowsay insteadyay ofyay illlingkay ethay owcray!" While everyday the pig was fooled by crows. Most lines of the song were like this but way more extreme. This caused the humans to go crazy and move out. The cockroach had a party inside the home with all of his friends and lived there as if they were the owners.
They had their first problem when a person bought the house from the original owners and moved in. The scared animal friends attacked trying to prevent the old lady from getting in. However she moved in unconscious to the fact that she had furry "visitors" in the house. She however was constantly attacked. When the animals were caught she said, "Stupid animals get out!" The cockroach yelled, "No, yo stupid, thought I couldn't understand you?" They settled down and became friends the lonely woman had animal friends and learned the languages when she was dying of disease the animals sung lovely songs for her and she died under the care of the animals who did the funeral. They tricked people into not coming in the house and the animals sung day and night living a life in a strange house.
They had their first problem when a person bought the house from the original owners and moved in. The scared animal friends attacked trying to prevent the old lady from getting in. However she moved in unconscious to the fact that she had furry "visitors" in the house. She however was constantly attacked. When the animals were caught she said, "Stupid animals get out!" The cockroach yelled, "No, yo stupid, thought I couldn't understand you?" They settled down and became friends the lonely woman had animal friends and learned the languages when she was dying of disease the animals sung lovely songs for her and she died under the care of the animals who did the funeral. They tricked people into not coming in the house and the animals sung day and night living a life in a strange house.
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