Naming

   In a general sense, why should any one care about your name?? Why does it make such a big difference what your name is, but, because names are so important, you still give names to random things. Why do I need to give things names? Names don't do anything. However, they can make people feel different ways. IT IS TIME TO END THIS. BYE$ (put there for random reasons)

Word repasting

   There is so much to do, but I am not able to do anything right now, half the time, even typing doesn’t work. So yeah, it took 10 minutes, just for the internet to switch on. NOOOOOOO now I know my mom won’t like this. It just sounds really lazy to my mom. Once she said that my intros are useless. Oh,  I should get to other things. Bye, and sorry mom. 

Title

   I called it that, because I basically have to, how many title less blogs do you want to see anyway? So I called it "title".

   I just wrote some random stuff, that is ultimately, stupid. Now I'm just blabbing all over the place. WHAT AM I DOING???? Why am I JUST TYPING STUFF TO MAKE THIS LONGER, MY MOM DEFINITELY WILL NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE'LL HATE IT EVEN MORE. MY STUPID THING IS FULL OF NOTHING. BUT I HAVE NO TOPIC, I'M JUST WASTING SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least I finished, right?

Skip the hard part, skip the hard part. Oh, hi, today I have no topics, and no idea how to get a topic that my mom will write. So instead, I'll write a story. I know, I haven't in a long, long time.  So I'll do the easy parts first, such as ... labeling this as a story, check! Wasting time, check! Getting side tracked,  check! Getting comfortable, check! Wasting more time, check! Okay, now I'm done with all that. I will write ... 9 cats,  the sequel.

So after all the cats were dead, the mice celebrated, no more cats to hammer their heads! So they explored the cat's house, and they found lots and lots of treasure. The explorers did not want to share. So they hid their findings. However, the news was eventually leaked out. Every mouse soon wanted some of it, and all the treasure got spent. Now, however, the mouse built a "huge city", complete with predatory defense. All cats stayed away, the ones who didn't didn't get closer than 3 cat lengths to the city. Then one day the birds arrived, and it turns out the mice weren't prepared, but they ran, gathered all the mice in the world and built a new city, with air defense. Then all the cats and birds came and charged, the cats were smashed by hammers, and the birds ran away. The mouses won again!

The poem that makes no sense

It is poem day.
so anything that rhymes may.
pay, lay, tray, lei
all go no need, hey.

??? I don't get it
Are you sure, not one bit?
Yes, I know that little bit.
Okay, where do you not get it.

The whole thing, just rhymes, it doesn't make sense.
What??? That makes you dense.
Why, you currently don't make any "cents"
So why should I care what happened is already past tense.

Now you are speaking right
Well duh, but it ain't black and white
No slang you say shall be right
How do you still remember? hang on tight!!!

What?
QUIET! CASHEW NUT!
But ...  but ...
Quiet, or this won't ever be cut

Cut what?
Cut short nut.
It can't go forever, "but"
Yes it can, "nut" who said "but"

No it can't, "but" who said "'nut' who said 'but'"
I can do that too, "nut"
Sure I can too, "but"
Yes it can "nut" who said ""but" who said "nut" who said "but""

See, I'm right, forever it cannot go on.
Yeah, you're right it will not go on.

How [not] to please my mom

It is always easier to skip the title. I think it will make things 10000% easier. When you can forget that you have topic constraints, you can pretty much write anything your imagination takes you. Today I plan to talk about my approach.

When I write my blog, I never can get my mom to like it. I think I am just typing random things, and trying to be funny. However, I think if I be a little more serious and do some planning, things could be a lot easier, well no, I could just please my mom more often.  I just finished my topic, normally I would try to save my self by switching topics, and rambling on and on. However, today, I will spend time thinking about it more. Oh, yeah, that is another thing, I have a list on how I write bad blogs:

1. I just want to get it done, without thinking about how good it is
2. I start my topic, I don't have anything to write, or it is too short
3. I switch and think if I be funny everything will be all write to write.
4. I fail, badly.

Well, that is how not to make my mom happy.