Person 1:You're so Gullible
Person 2: I am!?
Person 1: Yep you totally are.
Person 2: How, I don't get it.
Person 1: You are gullible to believe that you are gullible
Person 2: I don't get... Ohhhhh!
Jeff: My name is Jeff
Jack: Hi Jiff.
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not Jiff
Jack(thoughts): Oh you said "Jeff not Jiff"
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: MY NAME IS Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: Oh never mind you're impossible.
Jill: I'm hungry
Sophia: Hi hungry.
Jill: No! I mean that I'm hungry, feed me
Sophia: Hi hungry feed me.
Jill: Hungry is not my name
Sophia: Then what is?
Jill: My name is...
Sophia gets up and slaps Jill's face
Jill: OW!
Sophia: Hi OW!
Jill: From now on and for the rest of eternity my name is ...
Sophia jumps up and kicks Jill.
Jill: You're so mean
Sophia: Hi You're so mean.
Jill: Grr
Mark: Mom, how old are you?
Mom: Exactally...
Meanwhile, 5 minutes earlier
Student: What is Pi?
Teacher:...(teacher goes on and on for 4 minutes 55 sec.) It is exactally...
Mom hears it and loves math so she says pi to 50 digits Mark didn't hear the "point" and told his classmates about how old his mother is.
Principal: Student, you have missed yesterday, a school day.
Student: Yesterday was a school day?
Principal: Of course it is
Student: Well if you look at this calendar
Principal: It says today isn't a school day!?
Principal ponders that thought while student runs off
Principal: wait a second this is 2014 not 2015. STUDENT!!!
The next day... Student's Name please report to the office
Principal: You tricked me!
Student: No if you look very closely...
The student runs off.
Then next day ... Student's name Report to the office IMMEDIATELY!
Principal: Explain why you ran off!
The student shrugged
Principal: This behavior is unacceptable do you know who would have been worried: Your mom, dad, teacher...(the principal keeps talking while the student runs away.)
The very next day ... STUDENT'S NAME DASH TO THE OFFICE ITS NOW OR NEVER!
Principal: Promise to me you will never do this again
Student: OK
The next two days the student stays home two days in a row
Principal: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Student: What did I do?
Principal: You promised not to do it and you did it
Student(laughing): Yesterday was Sunday!!!*
Principal: You planned this?
*He skipped school Monday talked the first time Tuesday; he talked again Wednsday, Thursday, and Friday.
Person 2: I am!?
Person 1: Yep you totally are.
Person 2: How, I don't get it.
Person 1: You are gullible to believe that you are gullible
Person 2: I don't get... Ohhhhh!
Jeff: My name is Jeff
Jack: Hi Jiff.
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not Jiff
Jack(thoughts): Oh you said "Jeff not Jiff"
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: MY NAME IS Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: Oh never mind you're impossible.
Jill: I'm hungry
Sophia: Hi hungry.
Jill: No! I mean that I'm hungry, feed me
Sophia: Hi hungry feed me.
Jill: Hungry is not my name
Sophia: Then what is?
Jill: My name is...
Sophia gets up and slaps Jill's face
Jill: OW!
Sophia: Hi OW!
Jill: From now on and for the rest of eternity my name is ...
Sophia jumps up and kicks Jill.
Jill: You're so mean
Sophia: Hi You're so mean.
Jill: Grr
Mark: Mom, how old are you?
Mom: Exactally...
Meanwhile, 5 minutes earlier
Student: What is Pi?
Teacher:...(teacher goes on and on for 4 minutes 55 sec.) It is exactally...
Mom hears it and loves math so she says pi to 50 digits Mark didn't hear the "point" and told his classmates about how old his mother is.
Principal: Student, you have missed yesterday, a school day.
Student: Yesterday was a school day?
Principal: Of course it is
Student: Well if you look at this calendar
Principal: It says today isn't a school day!?
Principal ponders that thought while student runs off
Principal: wait a second this is 2014 not 2015. STUDENT!!!
The next day... Student's Name please report to the office
Principal: You tricked me!
Student: No if you look very closely...
The student runs off.
Then next day ... Student's name Report to the office IMMEDIATELY!
Principal: Explain why you ran off!
The student shrugged
Principal: This behavior is unacceptable do you know who would have been worried: Your mom, dad, teacher...(the principal keeps talking while the student runs away.)
The very next day ... STUDENT'S NAME DASH TO THE OFFICE ITS NOW OR NEVER!
Principal: Promise to me you will never do this again
Student: OK
The next two days the student stays home two days in a row
Principal: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Student: What did I do?
Principal: You promised not to do it and you did it
Student(laughing): Yesterday was Sunday!!!*
Principal: You planned this?
*He skipped school Monday talked the first time Tuesday; he talked again Wednsday, Thursday, and Friday.
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