Essay Joke: Two people were about to hike up a mountain. One said to the other, "Make sure you fill up your backpack with water... lots of it." Halfway up the mountain the mountain the first guy said, "Dude I'm thirsty can you get me some water?" The second person said,"I brought water but I didn't have enough room to fit lots of it!" The first person said,"Then give me some." The second guy said,"Sorry, I drunk it all."
Book- Author pronunciation joke: Chess championships by Grandma Ster
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
My name is
My name is who?
Can I come in already, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The five main starters of questions are "how, why, when, which, and um..."
The five main starters of questions are how, why when which, and um... who?
There you completed my sentence!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get back to his own side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he didn't want to be called a chicken anymore.
How do you cross a road without ever not being on a road?
Drive across an intersection!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
The sequel wasn't published yet!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
It was the last book!
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
My name is
My name is who?
Can I come in already, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The five main starters of questions are "how, why, when, which, and um..."
The five main starters of questions are how, why when which, and um... who?
There you completed my sentence!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get back to his own side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he didn't want to be called a chicken anymore.
How do you cross a road without ever not being on a road?
Drive across an intersection!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
The sequel wasn't published yet!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
It was the last book!
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