No getting away

A story: something I haven't done in years.  Note: the title clearly does not matter anymore.

I do not actually want to write a story, what was I thinking

But I do I haven't done it in a long time

Why am I thinking to opposite things

Why am I thinking two opposite things?

Wait who was that?

Huh, that's funny.

(Both Voices)There are two voices in my head! 

I am the real one

No I am!

Let's put on debate to see who's better

Agreed.

(Voice 1) I started it, I was here first, my opinion came first.

(2) Who cares? My opinion is better.

(1) You're lazy.

(2) You can't spell "two"

(1) WELL, YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD>

(2) You keep holding "shift", and you'll look stupid with that ">" sign.

(1 Yelling) I SCREAM LOUDER THAN YOU!!!

(2 in a teasing voice) See, do you want me to be official or him? He thinks screaming makes him better.

(1) I want to write a story, so I'll do it myself. Once upon a ti-

(2) Now let's not get off topic here... <1 runs away> <2 looks around>?

(2) Yes! I win!

(1) But I stole the certificate of the official voice, I'll get to the writer first. <1 sticks tongue out> NANA-A-BOO-BOO, you can't catch me!

(2) <2 desperately tries to catch up> Wait up, you won't get away with this!

<after some time 2 takes a detour to his car>

<2 catches up and grabs the certificate>

(2) I am victorious!

(1) No, but I tricked the writer into turning this post into a story about a car chase.

(2) NOOOOOOOOO!

(1) Better luck next time.