Redo

Okay today I will actually do a story.
Just kidding I won't.
So it is you agen.
Yes it is me again
I beat you Yesterday.
I won't fall for that trap again.
You bet you will.
It's debate time1
(1) Hahaha, you forgot to press "shift"
(2) You idiot, I am writing on an IPad.
(1 in a mocking voice) Now,now let's not say "Idiot".
(2) Space comes after a comma, you are stupid.
<1 and 2 take a break for lunch.>
(1) Hi, we're back I ate a healthy lunch with broccoli.
(2) I ate pizza.
(1) See, 2 is unhealthy and lazy.
(2) Says the person writing on a computer.
(1) No, <1 takes out his iPad> How's that?
(2) I have the certificate of the official voice.
(1) ...
(2) Yes, today it is not a story1
(1) It is a story of an argument.
(2) Well at least I didn't have to chase you today.
(1) I win!