The cotton field

  In the only country in a certain planet, there was a cotton field. The cotton field covered nearly the whole country except for lakes, rivers, seas, oceans, mines, mountains, and the forest. This world traded with another world with separate nations. They suffered in times of war because everything besides cotton, ore, oil, coal, wood, apples, and water was imported. They traded cotton because it was high quality and no person outside of the country could match the care that made it super high quality. In return they got, food, glue, airplanes, car, and almost everything they couldn't make or manufacture.

   The last world war in the other world brought a halt to its economy and its dependence on the other world caused many people to die. The people there avoided extinction by adapting and surviving so that they only needed to eat apples.  Tribes appeared and the nation split into many parts. The cotton field was destroyed over the wars. Over time the country had many resources by trading seeds and since the cotton field wasn't there anymore they had time and space to develop. However, the peaceful era of the cotton field was long gone and was went on and on taking a break for 3 years or so from a peace treaty, then restarting the fight.

   A boy who lived in the small nation known as sticks and stones were least developed. The boy worked hard with his tribe to rebuild the cotton field and sold cotton to other nations. They joined again as one and had all necessary survival resources and peace.

Graphic Novels

Recently, I prefer graphic novels over regular books. I think it is because they are quicker to read. Even though some pictures can show you what is going on, my dad says that you often only look at the pictures if it is specifically written that you should look at the pictures because it will help you understand the story or if the notes talk about the illustrations. He also said that it might be indirectly stated in the dialogue to urge you to look at the pictures. I think that if it was a short comic strip you may look at the pictures because the words don't show much in 9-12 scenes.

The cockroach song

   Once upon a time there was a cockroach this cockroach was very lonely but very talented. As the loneliest cockroach in the world not a single could acknowledge his ability and the cockroach sung lonely songs of sadness. The people who lived near her cockroachy house hated her sounds and called the cockroach Greennoying. Greennoying liked that name and used it in her songs. She learned the languages of many nearby animals and was fluent in 35 different animals' languages all of the species and subspecies included.  She translated her songs into all the languages, and one song she called, "Human language" was filled with insults to humans but when translated (somehow) the words got blurred up and it seemed like pure flattery to the language an animal heard it in except humans saw it with many, many, insults. "You're so dumb you made a scarecrow instead of shooting the crow. To a pig that doesn't know how to build with straw heard, "Ouya areyay osay umbday ouya ademay ayay carecrowsay insteadyay ofyay illlingkay ethay owcray!" While everyday the pig was fooled by crows. Most lines of the song were like this but way more extreme. This caused the humans to go crazy and move out. The cockroach had a party inside the home with all of his friends and lived there as if they were the owners.

   They had their first problem when a person bought the house from the original owners and moved in. The scared animal friends attacked trying to prevent the old lady from getting in. However she moved in unconscious to the fact that she had furry "visitors" in the house. She however was constantly attacked. When the animals were caught she said, "Stupid animals get out!" The cockroach yelled, "No, yo stupid, thought I couldn't understand you?"  They settled down and became friends the lonely woman had animal friends and learned the languages when she was dying of disease the animals sung lovely songs for her and she died under the care of the animals who did the funeral. They tricked people into not coming in the house and the animals sung day and night living a life in a strange house. 

Music Magic

 Once upon a time there were 5 musicians. They played music with special abilities. The first one played rock and roll music which literally created rocks and made things roll. The second one played lullabies and could charm anything. The third musicians played classical music which could create classics and do anything with them. The fourth played jazz which made people zzzzzzzzzz. The fifth was just the best musician in the musician's world. They never met each other. They were admired by people around them. The four "superpower" musicians created a team. They clearly weren't the best musicians but were good enough that their power were useful. The fifth musician longed to join them but was refused. "Goodbye, Titi!" the 4 musician teased. Titi worked hard and managed to become as famous as them. They still didn't accept him. So Titi, made up his own power which was using music skills. With piano's and pedals and high pitched instruments he made annoying frequencies. He also used different dynamics to change mood. Also playing sudden notes to scare people. He still wasn't accepted because people claimed anyone could do that. This inspired Titi to make his own group of good musicians to do those things and be "superheroes"

The cats

 Once upon a time there were two cats. One was kind and and very poor, a slave to a dog. The other cat had purr-fect behavior and looks. One day they met each other. "Why are you wearing... nothing?" asked the rich cat. "I'm can't afford anything!" replied the poor cat. The next day, the rich cat gave the poor cat a nice looking robe. The poor cat's master took it away from his slave. The poor cat with her kind-nature let him take it. The poor cat received robe after robe and the master sold each. They thought up of a plan. The rich cat almost sacrificed all his riches and the slave owner became so rich, but then citizens started crowding in the store to buy all the robes and other stuff he collected from the poor cat. Due to the many customers,  he ran out of stock. No one went to his store because they never had what they needed. He owed money to the landlord and advertisers. He sold away his slave to the rich cat and the rich cat set the poor cat free. The two pets lived happily ever after.

Jokey Donkey

Essay Joke: Two people were about to hike up a mountain. One said to the other, "Make sure you fill up your backpack with water... lots of it." Halfway up the mountain the mountain the first guy said, "Dude I'm thirsty can you get me some water?" The second person said,"I brought water but I didn't have enough room to fit lots of it!" The first person said,"Then give me some." The second guy said,"Sorry, I drunk it all."

Book- Author pronunciation joke: Chess championships by Grandma Ster
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
My name is
My name is who?
Can I come in already, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The five main starters of questions are "how, why, when, which, and um..."
The five main starters of questions are how, why when which, and um... who?
There you completed my sentence!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get back to his own side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he didn't want to be called a chicken anymore.
How do you cross a road without ever not being on a road?
Drive across an intersection!

Why didn't the book have a sequel?
The sequel wasn't published yet!
Why didn't the book have a sequel?
It was the last book!

Funny Conversations

Person 1:You're so Gullible
Person 2: I am!?
Person 1: Yep you totally are.
Person 2: How, I don't get it.
Person 1: You are gullible to believe that you are gullible
Person 2: I don't get... Ohhhhh!

Jeff: My name is Jeff
Jack: Hi Jiff.
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not Jiff
Jack(thoughts): Oh you said "Jeff not Jiff"
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: MY NAME IS Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jack: Hi Jeff not Jeff not Jiff
Jeff: Oh never mind you're impossible.

Jill: I'm hungry
Sophia: Hi hungry.
Jill: No! I mean that I'm hungry, feed me
Sophia: Hi hungry feed me.
Jill: Hungry is not my name
Sophia: Then what is?
Jill: My name is...
Sophia gets up and slaps Jill's face
Jill: OW!
Sophia: Hi OW!
Jill: From now on and for the rest of eternity my name is ...
Sophia jumps up and kicks Jill.
Jill: You're so mean
Sophia: Hi You're so mean.
Jill: Grr

Mark: Mom, how old are you?
Mom: Exactally...
Meanwhile, 5 minutes earlier
Student: What is Pi?
Teacher:...(teacher goes on and on for 4 minutes 55 sec.) It is exactally...
Mom hears it and loves math so she says pi to 50 digits Mark didn't hear the "point" and told his classmates about how old his mother is.

Principal: Student, you have missed yesterday, a school day.
Student: Yesterday was a school day?
Principal: Of course it is
Student: Well if you look at this calendar
Principal: It says today isn't a school day!?
Principal ponders that thought while student runs off
Principal: wait a second this is 2014 not 2015. STUDENT!!!
The next day... Student's Name   please report to the office
Principal: You tricked me!
Student: No if you look very closely...
The student runs off.
Then next day ... Student's name  Report to the office IMMEDIATELY!
Principal: Explain why you ran off!
The student shrugged
Principal: This behavior is unacceptable do you know who would have been worried: Your mom, dad, teacher...(the principal keeps talking while the student runs away.)
The very next day ... STUDENT'S NAME  DASH TO THE OFFICE ITS NOW OR NEVER!
Principal: Promise to me you will never do this again
Student: OK
The next two days the student stays home two days in a row
Principal: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Student: What did I do?
Principal: You promised not to do it and you did it
Student(laughing): Yesterday was Sunday!!!*
Principal: You planned this?

*He skipped school Monday talked the first time Tuesday; he talked again Wednsday, Thursday, and Friday.

Base Builders (part 1)

Once upon a time in a world far away,  there was a place filled with wildlife it was far from civilization. Then people started building bases and attacked each other. They had afraid refugees seek shelter in the bases. One base was so poorly defended not a single person attacked it. It was owned by the Forest Tribe and inherited to the person in the main family of the clan. They actually owned little of the Forest which was owned by the Jungle Tribe. Then it was inherited by Simon Forest. He recognized how to make it better and stuffed holes with cheap materials so the base was actually safe from arrows despite taking 35 hits in total. 20 if used by a sword 5 if an axe. It had 6 inhabitants. He tempted a nearby village with 20 villagers to attack. They had arrows and needed 35 hits to break a hole and actually come in. The six tribe members used the situation to their advantage and killed 15 villagers and the other surrendered and became members of the tribe. Simon added a side to the left to make more space he then added a farm surrounded with a fence so 3 people could farm and supply food. They had leftovers and now had enough money to replace the materials with better ones which could take 70 arrow hits 40 sword hits and 10 axe hits. They also bought more land to increase the general size and make a wall with four towers where people can sleep inside the walls. In the courtyard of the walls was the farm which could fit 5 people. More refugees came and it gained popularity. It improved faster than other villages and quickly became a city. Rival powerful villages were ignorant to that fact and kept fighting each other. Soon the city conquered the entire forest and became groups of cities. Other cities also conquered small villages and took over their entire terrain. They still fought each other as the forest tribe took over their small cities. Even when they learned about it they neglected it because they all feared if they focused on the small villages they would lose the fight. So small cities rebelled and created a group that focused on destroying bigger cities. It had pact with the forest tribe. By the time the war was won and all the terrain was for the desert tribe it was small as the small cities eventually ate it up and changed its name to the axes tribe and started fighting the forest and lost. The forest tribe ruled that world... until it was attacked by other worlds. 

A night with my sister

Slowly, in the silent night.
The room is frozen in silence.
Up til 12, a single light.
From a sleeping girl and a boy.
Counting coins all night long.
A single song,
makes the whole thing start again.
Which night is this?
The night I write a poem.
Which Poem?
This.